ROBERT

He is a nobody, a loner walking home one evening seeing a notebook on the ground, picking it up he reads 'SEX NOTEBOOK' wondering what that means putting it in his bag continuing to walk, once inside he opens the book reading: 'The Sex Note is a magic notebook' created by God's of erotic encounters called the Erokami, relatives of the Shinigami, The rules of the Sex Note are as follows:

1. The person who's name is written in this book will be made to have sex.

2. The notebook will not take effect if the user does not envision the person they have in mind as they write the name. This way, others sharing the same name will be unaffected.

3. The person whose name is written down can be given a sexual partner by writing another name down within thirty seconds of writing the target's name. If no other names are filled in, the target will simply seek sex with the notebook's owner.

4. The details of the sexual escapade can be written within 5 minutes of writing the name. The named person will then be compelled to perform whatever acts are written in the book, for whatever specified length of time.

5. If a person's name is written in two Sex Notes, the one that was written first will take precedence if the acts contradict each other in any way.

6. Physical changes can be made to a person by writing their names in the Note followed by the desired changes. The restrictions are that these must be attractive to the writer, and they must be biologically possible.

He turns the television on flipping through the channels convinced this was a 'GAG GIFT' reading it a second time coming across a cartoon from his teen years, believing it won't work he writes a name picturing her face in his mind followed by 'four' other names envisioning their faces as well; Suddenly his reality morphs and Robert finds the images in his head standing in his living room awaiting his command...a glassy blank look on their beautiful expressionless 'zombie-like' faces he continues to write before the '5 minute' time limit ends putting down his pen! Immediate they act out what is written on the magical parchment...AND WHAT DID HE WRITE?