RAD SKEETER

Mosquitos mutated by the toxic sludge that fills the swamps of the Florida Wasteland are the size of a fist and their sting is brutally painful. Something in the venom of the Rad Skeeter causes an unusual side effect: after the initial discomfort, the wound becomes highly sensitive, connecting to genital nerves. For a period of roughly 24 hours, the healing wound from a Rad Skeeter causes extreme sexual stimulation to the victim. Depending on the location of the wound, this can be quite inconvenient.

Dr. Curio’s note: I was desperately curious about this phenomenon because of the rumors I’d heard about the different ways that people would take advantage of this. So I purposefully allowed one to sting me on my finger in order to see for myself. I didn’t think it through very well; that was my trigger finger, and I shortly stumbled into a nest of Cottonmouths. I woke up surrounded by dead snakes with my underwear filled with an alarming amount of my semen. Curious.