R- Rated Comedy Trailer

Trailer Music Starts: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuK6n2Lkza0

"Hi! Feel like having a conversation with a total stranger?"

A shot of a man with a really dumb grin on his face, and six very confused looking women edging away.

"You... know... forget it, that was dumb... I'll just vamoose..." The man shakes his head and backs away slowly.

Voicover Begins: This Is Brent.

Shot of Brent scraping at a burning dinner,

V.O: He's got a few problems.

Shot of Brent looking at the camera and shrugging his shoulders,

"I mean she's beautiful, tall, blonde... tits that just say... HEY LOOK AT THESE!"

Cut to a shot of a woman looking at him and raising her eyebrow.

"OK, I'm quoting your wife, I can hurt you."

V.O.: Now...

A shot of a van pulling to a halt and two women grinning into the side door.

"You better turn this thing around, cuz we're goin the otha way..."

V.O: What most people think of as Heaven...

Shot of Brent Looking at the Camera.

"I mean she's beautiful, she's talented, she's gorgeous... aaaaand she's sleeping with my wife."

A shot of a beautiful redhead and blonde making out.

Shot of Brent looking into the mirror with a confused expression.

"I have mixed feelings about this."

V.O: Has turned into something a little different.

Shot of Brent tossing an apple into a bag.

"All I know is that suddenly, out of nowhere, women are just throwing themselves at me."

Shot of Morgan Freeman smiling.

"I think you're getting the wrong message here."

V.O: This Spring...

Shot of Brent looking into the distance and grimacing.

"Oh I am NOT wearing that..."

V.O. You're invited to a second shot at love.

A shot of a beautiful blonde.

V.O.: A third Shot at love

A shot of another gorgeous blonde with short hair.

V.O: And apples.

Shot of a brunette sitting on a beach and smiling.

"Oh, you're going to get an apple by the way."

A shot of Brent looking at his phone and walking with a gorgeous redhead.

"Again... I have mixed feelings about this."

V.O: CHYOA fiction takes no responsibility whatsoever for...

Shot of a blonde woman shouting up a stairwell.

"DIIIIBS!"

Shot of a blonde and Brent sitting nude in a hot tub.

"You really just need to shut up and enjoy this,"

V.O: A Brevdravis story... about how sometimes...

"That's the name of Helen's Strap-on..." A nude woman sitting in a van remarks.

V.O. You really need to learn how to say... no...

Shot of Brent looking confused

"Wait... one two three...four... FIVE girls? When did your sister get here?"

V.O: A Special Hell. Oh yeah... you're going there.

Brent staring into the mirror again...

"Ah, but what a way to go...if I had to choose a method of my own..."

A shot of Brent and a woman both making the "Jerk off" motion.

Cut to Black Screen.

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