R & R

Harley Quinn flipped channels. She wasnt really looking for anything she was just looking to distract herself. Anything to keep from thinking about her ass. She was naked, lying on her belly in front of the tv with a bag of ice cubes settled in between her ass cheeks. Her poor poor abused bubble butt.

"Here. Take these." Poison Ivy stooped down and handed Harley a few homemade herbal pain killers and a Dr. Pepper with a crazy straw stuck in it.

"Thanks, Pammy." Harley put the pain killers in her mouth and took a big drink from the crazy straw to wash the pain killers down.

"Okay. Brace yourself. I'm gonna check." Poison Ivy gestured to Harley's ass.

Harley hissed as Ivy pulled the bag of ice cubes from between her cheeks, then held her cheeks open and examined the area. Ivy whistled, "Woooow, Bats really did a number on your ass."

"Yuh think?" Harley looked over her shoulder at Ivy. "Is it still..."

"Gaping. Yeah. Wow." Ivy sucked in air thru her teeth. "Wow."

"Feels like th' Gran' Canyon back there." Harley let out a warbling laugh. "Feels weird. Like. Th' breeze is shootin' right up there."

"Bats isnt usual this...." Ivy let go of Harley's ass cheeks. "What did you do?"

Harley groaned and let her head fall forward and thump on the floor. "Important tip fer the fu-cher" she raised her head and looked back over her shoulder at Ivy, "If ya manage to get Bats to fuck yer ass insteda takin' ya' t'jail... don't make a fistin' joke."

Ivy blinked, nonplussed. "Seriously?"

"Nevah, evah, evah say 'so much fer th' fists a justice'. He dont like it." Harley reached back and slapped both hands on her ass. "He pulled his bat-cock out toot sweet and then jammed his bat fist right up my pooper."

"Wow." Ivy shook her head. "Seems like something Red Hood would do. Not the Bat, you know?"

"Sucha pain inna ass." Harley moaned.

Ivy barked out a laugh. "That was bad and you should feel bad for making that joke."

"Haven't ya heard bout th' healin' power of laughter?" Harley grinned.

"Ha. Funny. You're better off just resting and relaxing and letting my little helpers do their job."

"Yes, Doc Ivy. Whatevah you say, Doc Ivy." Harley flipped a salute to her girlfriend and partner in crime.

***

"Your giggling." Tom looked at Chester sidelong. "Thats never good."

Chester stopped giggling and looked at Tom then back at his phone. He pursed his lips and pointed to his phone. "I dont know if you want to see this or not."

"Give me the cliffnotes." Tom said holding the door to the conference center open. "And if its crude keep it clean. There's normal people in here."

Chester followed behind and spent a few seconds thinking before answering. "Okay. So. I found a video of what we were talking about."

Tom stopped and looked at Chester with wide eyes, "Your kidding me."

"I shit you not." Chester grinned.

"Hey. People." Tom bobbed his head left and right at the crowd around them.

"Right. Well. I found one. But it led me to another and another and another." Chester wrinkled his nose, "Most of them suck. Camera phones. Not great shot composition. Bad lighting."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get on with it."

"Whatever. So theres like one good one. One where you can see Harley Quinn working her ass off to get free from Batman, if you get me." Chester winked at him.

"I get you." Tom nodded.

"Well, that lead me to another video." Chester started giggling. "Its Joker. He's watching that video for the first time. One of his goons was filming it on the sly annnnd Joker is losing his mind. Total hissy fit. Hes acting like a teenage girl finding out her boyfriend has been cheating."

Tom whistled, "Damn."

"Thats why I was giggling. Just imagine the Joker as a teenage girl upset her boyfriend is cheating." Chester chuckled.

"Brat Joker?" Tom asked himself. He sniggered, "Brat Joker!"

"I know, right?" Chester giggled. "Kinds makes you wonder about all the rest. Is every super villain just a teenage girl pissed off that their crush doesnt love them back?"

Laughing Tom clapped Chester on the back. "Goddamn, man, if that aint the truth. Bratty bitches, all of them are just bratty bitches."