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Chapter 51
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sexyslave
How does that go?
Quite poorly!
Kazuma winced as Megumin suddenly cried out in his arms, thrashing to an extent that almost made him drop her. Her hand hit him right in the nose, and as both nostrils bled, he set her down, and slowly turned a glare up at Aqua. "...the moment I set her down in bed," he finished, seething, his hand going to his sword. Aqua looked back at him nervously. "Run," he warned her.
Aqua began a sprint to try to get away from the pissed Kazuma, but her genie tail instantly appeared, and she stopped at max distance. "Aaaaa! Wait! No, please don't, Master!"
Kazuma instead drew his sword, grabbed Aqua's top from behind, and started smacking her upside the head with the pommel. "You! Fucking! Dumbass!" he shouted with each bonk.
"Master! What did I do?! I'm a good sex genie, I swear! Why?! Please stop! Or at least stick your dick in me while you .. ouchie! Master!" Aqua said as she tried to block but seemed more emotionally uncomfortable when blocking her master.
"Next time, wait for me to finish a wish, in case of relevant details, you idiot!" he huffed, stopping, leaving steaming lumps on Aqua's head as she sobbed comically.
"Aaaa. What do you mean?! You said make her orgasm! I did!" Aqua cried.
Darkness was seen poking Megumin. "I think she fell asleep."
"But I didn't finish! I wanted it to happen once I set her down, you dolt! Again, from now on, let me finish my wishes!" Kazuma seethed, before turning back to Darkness and Megumin. "...not surprising."
"I'm sorry Master!" Aqua cried.
Darkness looked at Megumin. "She certainly is smiling. Two explosions in one day. I wonder how long she'll sleep for."
"Don't apologize! Just do better and learn from your blunders!" Kazuma huffed at Aqua. "And get me some tissues!" he added, pointing to his bleeding nose, before sitting on the bed next to Megumin and petting her head.
Aqua grinned. "Bloody nose! Are you horny Master? I would be happy to help!"
Even Darkness rubbed her brow after staring incredulously at Aqua for a moment. "Master... Has she gotten dumber?" She then handed Kazuma her own engraved handkerchief.
"My nose is bleeding because you caused Megumin to hit me in the face, you idiot!" he grumbled, thanking Darkness and wiping his face.
Aqua blinked. "What? But all I did is made her orgasm! Why would she hit you for that?"
"Because her orgasm made her flail, dummy! That's why I wanted you to wait until I set her down! That, and give her a moment to brace herself! How stupid are you!?" Kazuma shouted, on the verge of tearing his hair out. It was like talking to a particularly slow wall!
"Pfft, she must be an amateur to flail after one orgasm," Aqua said.
Does the argument end anytime soon?
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Sex Genie
An adoring, obedient magical servant!
A magical lamp finds it way into some world or another, whether the "real" one, a fictional one, or even just one completely made up by the writer. It is either empty, or already contains a sex genie. A sex genie, much like normal genies, grants the wishes of the one who holds their lamp, but unlike normal genies, they are limited not in the number of wishes they can grant, but in the kind of wishes. In short, they can grant an unlimited number of wishes, not just three, but the wishes must be sexual in some way. Furthermore, the sex genie inside the lamp should be completely loyal and dedicated to their Master, or Mistress, loving them unconditionally, and lacking any desire to ever say no to them. If the lamp arrived in the world in question empty, it will suck in the first person to rub it, infusing said person with its power, and rewriting their mind to be completely submissive. It is in a genie's nature to serve. If the lamp already has a prepackaged genie, then the one writing the story can come up with their name, gender and appearance.
Updated on Jun 10, 2026
by shadowrocks8
Created on Jan 11, 2025
by sexyslave
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