Seriously, though, what should she do?

Quick, check the rules!

Quickly scrolling through the list to about where she remembered that hated rule was, Laura breathed a sigh of relief as she failed to find it. In its place was the rule "Human semen is an essential part of a healthy diet, and it is possible to subsist on only semen." That must mean that people eat other things, and that meant--

Strawberries.

Leaping from her bed, Laura rushed to her small kitchen and flung open the refrigerator. And there, right at the fore, was a large container of fresh strawberries. Cracking open the container and hip-checking the fridge door shut, Laura bit into one of the bigger berries, letting out a moan at the taste she'd been deprived of for years.

Then she felt... something twitch between her legs.

Oh right, she noted distantly, as the alien sensation brought her out of her strawberry-flavored pleasure haze. That's a thing.