Questions 18-21

Question 18: If you were a girl... what would be your intelligence? One being stupid and ten being high enough to drive the class nerd up the wall.

"Easy!" Andy blurted out. Andy had always thought very highly of his intelligence, so this was an easy 10 for him.

I would easily be a 10. Even though I am an art major I am well read and have vast vocabulary. I regularly outwit my roommate who is a STEM major.

Giving himself a mental pat on the back Andy hit Next Question.

Question 19: If you were a girl... what type of bra would you be wearing?

"Nice!" Andy gave himself a self-high five. "I am the titty expert!" The words coming out of Andy's mouth were beginning to slur. His quick and constant drinking was catching up to him. "Alright... If lady Andy has a nice rack, then lady Andy should show them off."

I would be wearing a sexy lace bra that showcases my large sexy breasts.

Andy envisioned a set of large breasts bugling out of a sexy lacey bra. He bit his lip as he felt a rush of adrenaline run through his veins. "Fuck I hope this is done soon..." He said hitting Next Question.

Question 20: If you were a girl... how old would you be, how tall would you be without shoes and what would you weigh without clothes?(Don't lie)

"Hey fuck you." Andy blurted out at the screen. The don’t lie part struck a nerve. "Lady me doesn't have to be some fat bitch just because man me is fat. I could be any size..." Andy hurled slurred insults at the screen for a minute before he calmed down and began to type.

I would be 5'5" (1.65m) and weight 150lbs (68kg).

He figured his sister was around that height and weight. Maybe a bit shorter and a bit heavier, but who says he wouldn't end up with that build. "It could happen!" He said mashing the Next Question button.

Question 21: If you were a girl... what would your name be?

Andy drunkenly squinted at the screen. "I mean it would be Andy. Duhhhh..."

My name would be Andy Johnson.

Andy's cursor moved towards were the Next Question button was at, but it now read finish. "Fuck yeah!" Andy raised his hands in the air and stood up. "Finally!" Andy hurried out of his dorm room and to the restroom to relieve himself. Upon returning he realized he next clicked finish. Andy moved the cursor over the button and clicked it. A new message appeared on the screen.

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"What the fuck does that mean?" Andy's hazy mind was struggling to process what was going on.