Queen Gohma

Once he had finished **** the Deku girl, Link and Saria moved on to confront more Deku. Link decided it would be best to stop messing about and get on with things. Look, I'm not gonna describe the entire trip through the tree.

Just watch a lets play of the actual game or something.

"There's too many of them to ****." said Link. "So lets just kill them all."

Link fought his way through the Dekus, slaughtering many. Heading further in, Link and Saria encounter Gohmas.

"What are those?" Saria asked.

"Gohma." said Link. "Ganondorf cursed the tree with them."

"How do you know that?"

Fighting further through there, Link and Saria reached the Queen Gohma. The creature was hanging on the ceiling and lay three eggs that landed on the ground. Link just slashed the eggs before they hatched.

"My babies!" screamed Queen Gohma.

"Thats new, you didn't talk before." said Link.

Link grabbed his sword to Saria.

"Jump on my shield." he said.

Saria ran to Link as he held out his shield. She jumped on it and Link used it to catapult Saria to the ceiling, allowing her to slash the creature across the eye. Gohma fell to the ground and Saria landed slashing it.

Suddenly, a humanoid female creature that looked like a cross between a girl, a crab and a spider came out.

"Please stop!" she cried.

"That did not happen last time." said Link.

"Ganondorf cursed me into that form." said the girl. "You freed me. I am Gohma's true form."

She was a lot hotter than depicted in games.