Put the WGXXL in the cake

"Weddings are great, pretty dresses, brides, handsome grooms." Kayla thought as she worked the dough at the catering company's kitchen, "Especially handsome when they're your high school sweetheart. Well, I never dated him, I never got the chance. Mara Jane had to go and ask him out right after I told her how I felt about it him." Kayla started working the dough a little rougher, "My best friend went and asked out my biggest crush, then went and won home coming queen, prom queen, and now five years later they're getting married." Kayla started punching the dough, "And, because she is supposed to be your best friend, she keeps in touch with you the whole time, so you get so see every step of their relationship." Kayla punched the dough very hard.

"Hey, Kay." her coworker Micah gently said, "You're uh, gonna need to make a new batch of dough, that one's a little roughed up now."

"Sorry, got it." Kayla sighed and threw away the ruined dough, and started on a new batch. Though, this time, she added in a little something extra. The WGXXL. She knew this would ruin it, no way he would stay with her when she turned into a cow at her own wedding, and maybe with him growing in his own way, she'd try to have some fun with him finally. Finally.