Put on your French Maid outfits blouse.

This is a white blouse with puffed sleeves, a button-down front and a lace collar. The fabric is semi-transparent. The label reads "Excalibur Costumes" and "Sizes 2-4".

This garment goes on easily. The blouse only comes partway down your front, leaving most of your soft belly exposed. For that matter, what it does cover it really doesn't. And these puffy sleeves! You feel like some kind of story book elf. The elastic at the end of each sleeve clings to your tiny bicep. Well, you admit, you feel ridiculous, but it does look great on you. You catch yourself thinking about how hot you look and wonder where that thought came from.