Put on my glasses

I reach over to the nightstand, next to the side im led on, i yawn, "fuck im tired," i rub my left eye, i feel around the nightstand, "aha, here they are" i pick up my glasses and sigh happily, now that i can see, "well its time to take a shower, then i might go get some coffee" i get out of bed, and walk into the bathroom, yawning, i smile at the mirror, "bloody hell, i look awfull" i laugh to my self, and turn on the shower, as i wait for the shower to heat up, i piss, as everyone does when they wake up, i put my hand under the lovely warm water, "perfect" i pull of my pj bottoms, and hope in the shower, sighing contently as i feel the warm water wash over my body, i move my head under the shower to get my head wet, i then continue to wash my body with soap and showergel, before i rub shampoo into my hair, after 34 minutes of showering i turn off the water and hop out, i wrap a towel around my self and walk into the bathroom, i dry my self off, and get changed, putting on a pair of jeans, and a T-Shirt, i walk downstairs, and outside, picking up the paper, i walk back in, turn the kettle on, and start cooking some waffles