Put on a show

"Hey, how's everyone doing?" you shout, playing to the crowd. "Who wants to see me spank these girls?"

There's a roar of approval as you vanish from where you're standing, narrowly avoiding the blades of the dark elf as she lunges for you. She doesn't see you again until you're already behind her, smacking her in the ebon cheeks with an open palm. She grits her teeth against the hoots and the laughter of the gathered townsfolk and turns to attack again, only to have her buttocks slapped anew.

You didn't forget about the orc chick. She swoops in to the dark elf's aid, bringing a hammer down to crush your skull. Sure enough, she's too slow; you vanish from where you're standing and she gives an "eep!" as you set a green pair of cheeks a-jigglin'.

"Aren't they beautiful, folks?" you say. "We'll be getting their tops of in just a minute here. First, with a round of applause, which one of these lovely ladies do we like the best? Is it the human..."

You appear behind the petite human and give her a good slap on the tiny ass. She gets a hearty round of applause.

"The orc..."

The green girl gets another smack to the ass, eliciting a similar level of clapping.

"...or our friend from down under!"

The dark elf tries to anticipate your attack, twirling around and slashing at the air behind her. You figured she'd be this sharp, though, and smack her butt from a safe position. She roars through her teeth, and the crowd roars with applause.

"Sounds like you're the winner, elf!" you say, slipping an arm around her shoulders. Her eyes dart about nervously before she fixes you with a furious glare and tries to stab you again.

She winds up stabbing air and braces for another spanking. However, this one doesn't come. When she looks over her shoulder, she sees you standing there, dangling a tunic from your finger. A hilarious take down at herself shows her that a pitch black pair of orange-sized breasts are bouncing free off of her, and she abandons all poise to double up and cover her shame.

"Let's give her a big hand, shall we?" you say. The next thing she knows, the elf is slung over your shoulder, her ass in the air for her admiring public. She screams obscenities and hammers on your back, but to no avail.

"Now, who's next?" You give a look to the human girl, and then the orc. Both swallow, then turn to run.