Purple! [THE END]

Suddenly a large horde of Velociraptors teleported in through a dimensional portal. Riding on the back of the lead was Helen, who was both wearing sunglasses and brandishing a large weapon of indiscriminate make.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYKupOsaJmk

"What the hell did..."

"Way too long to explain. We have to get the hell out of here!" Helen shouted, and I noticed that the remainder of the women that I'd spent my time with were with here, also showing signs of having come from some incredibly awesome adventure.

I found myself astride the Hollywood creation, as behind us the flaming airship crashed into the ground with a huge purple explosion. It radiated after us as we charged through the randomly generated city streets, heading towards a glowing red sunset.

After another ten minutes of wardrobe changes, we had our obligatory award ceremony ripped off of thirties newsreels, and wrapped things up pretty well.