Puck my life

Cold and nude except for skates I fell on the ice yodeling in falsetto. The puck hit both my sausage which was shrunken due to the cold and my nuts . I got up and from behind she swung the hockey stick up and my eyes popped out of their sockets like those drooping strong fake eyes in the eyes and glasses toy gag . They come back into place still wobbling a bit and I began to wail and weep . Those twats went beyond the pale!

OH! MY BALLS!