Proper Date

John, Heather, and Laura the dog head into town, where they spot a swanky restaurant.

"I've always wanted to eat there," Heather said. "But it's too expensive."

"Not for me," John said. "Don't find anything that happens to us unusual."

"Okay," Heather said. They approached the maitre d.

"You don't look rich enough to eat here," he said.

"You'll give us your best table," John said. "And pay for our meal."

The man nodded and led the couple to a table. Laura was about to follow, but John stopped her.

"Sorry, no pets allowed. But we'll get you a doggy bag."

Laura whimpered as John tied her leash to a nearby tree, and he and Heather sat at their table.

"I hope she'll be okay out there," Heather said.

"Who? Laura?" John asked. "Yeah, she'll be fine. In fact, no one will even notice her."