Prom Date

Brian wanted to have the best prom date in the whole school this year and here were some of his options for bribery:

Mrs. Ewing: Brian’s young and sexy principal. She had always had it out for Brian and was a stickler for the rules. He would love to have her as his adoring date for one night.

Coach Spencer: she was the girls basketball coach, avowed feminist, and tomboy. She was always railing against Brian and the rest of the guys in that school about how girls and especially girls sports didn’t get enough respect. He would love to see her all dolled up for him.

Daisy O’Reilly: cute cheer captain dating the quarterback. He would love to lure her away from him.

Or someone else?