Prison Time For Texas

Texas and April bring the other Texas into the sherriff's office and shut the door, leaving everyone outside just as confused as before, Texas and April take a good look at the other Texas standing in their office, "It's uncanny!" Texas thinks out loud, "Texas, who is this?, do you have an evil twin you never told us about or somethin'?" April asks, "No!... atleast... I don't think so?..." Texas responds, feeling like she's losing grip on reality, "Then how does she look almost exactly like you?, it's like looking in a twisted mirror!" April groans, "Hey!, I don't mean to be rude here, but could you get these 'ere fuckin' handcuffs of me so I can go back to terrorisin' this pathetic lil' town?, thanks~" Other Tex asks in the most obviously fake sweet voice ever, "No!, your not goin' anywhere, 'till we figure out who the heck you are and why you look so much like me!, and you need to serve some time after all those nasty things you did 'round 'ere!" Texas says as she shoves the other her into the cell, takes her cuffs, then locks the cell door, "Aaawww, your no fun!" Other Tex says as she sensually rubs two of the bars with her hands up and down, getting face to face with other her from the other side, Texas asks "So who are you really, and how'd you get such a convincing disguise?", but in response, other Tex just belches in her face against from between the bars, "I ain't tellin' you nuttin'!, and besides, I should be asking you the same thing!, and why are you in the sheriff's office?, where's the real sherriff and deputy!?" Other Tex asks, April and Texas look at eachother confused, "Texas, I don't think she's wearing a disguise, maybe she really is you... or atleast... another you?..." April suggests, "But that don't make a lick a sense April!, how could there be two me's!?" Texas responds, "April!?, that ain't April!" Other Tex says, "Seems like you might not be the only one Texas..." April states, "But where did she come from?, who else is there like her?, why is she here?, and- WHAT IS SHE DOIN'!?" Texas interrupts herself when she notices the other her squatting down in the cell with her pants around her ankles and her hand under her unwashed butt while grunting and groaning, Texas walks up to the cell doors and shouts "Hey!, What In Tarnation Do You Think Yer Doin'!?", Other Texas pushes extra hard and finally drops a sloppy, mushy turd into her hand, then she stands and pull her pants back up and says "Just baking some brownies, here!, why don't you have a TASTE!" Then spins around and tosses her poop straight at Texas's face, Other Tex's poop splatters all across Texas's face, painting it brown, April just covers her mouth in shock, Texas spits some of the sloppy brown muck out and then wipes it out of her eyes with her hand and flicking it aside, globs of poop are still sliding down her face and plopping down onto the floor, "...that's it.... this... means... War!..." Texas growl and Other Texas snickers, time for the battle between two weasels to begin.