Navigating to Sabaody

I awoke in a woman's bed. Fuck, what a sentence. Not only that, the woman was sleeping soundly on my chest! An adorable docile babe draped on me in slumber, feeling completely safe in my arms! I tried to go back to sleep, to let her rest a little more, but my heart was beating super fast from happiness and arousal. Not helped by her curves resting gently on my entire body. Soft girly parts massaging me way better then I ever could. I resigned to just watch her quietly, but seems she felt my eyes on her and drifted awake.

"Good morning." She hummed. Just the sweetest sound in the universe, joined by the most heavenly smile. Ugh, real women were the fucking beeesssttt.

"Morning." I replied, letting my inner horny simmer inside me. "How do you feel?" My hand gently stroked her arm and I could feel the goosebumps on her skin as my massage skills kicked in once more.

She moaned ever so softly under her breath, having to shake me off a little just to talk. "Mm. Very good. You're a miracle worker Natsuo-san." Robin cooed, "Even your sleep massages are top notch. I don't think I've had a more comfortable rest in my life."

"Yeah? Just my hands did that?" I chuckled, squeezing her a little more into me. "Didn't just feel safer in the arms of a big strong man?"

The way her head snuggled back into my chest sent my heart to drum school. "That could be it too."

It took me a good half hour of building bladder before I finally had to tear myself away from her and start the day. But for the record I was seriously considering pissing myself to stay in bed with her longer.

The rest of the morning I just let her have some peace. Robin kept wanting to read or focus on the ship but was happily distracted by me every time I wanted a quick massage or grope with her. She was amicable to my requests but returned to what she was doing afterwards. No need to hound the poor woman... though part of me wanted to make the best of our time together before I'm inevitably chased away by the Straw Hats for touching up their friend.

It gave me a chance to think about everything as well, and whether I'd be alright with joining a pirate crew. Robin swore they were nice people, but she's a pirate too, but she's REALLY nice, but he's the son of DRAGON, but but but etc etc etc. You can see I'm getting a little in my own head about this. Circle arguments based on assumptions of this infamous 'Monkey D. Luffy'. I guess... if he's as nice as Robin claims, and is alright with hiring a nobody like me, then going on an adventure sailing around wouldn't be the WORST thing. But I reserve my right to bail as soon as things get intense or evil.

Around lunch I went to go find Robin again. She was sat on her deck chair, looking between a sextant and the map. Studying the two and the horizon rather hard. A frown on that perfect face felt like a big enough injustice to get involved.

"Hey Robin. What's the matter?"

It took her a second to register me, "Hm? Oh, Natsuo-san. It's nothing major, we just might be slightly off course." She sighed again a little in frustration. "It's been a while since I haven't had to rely on Nami or Lindbergh for navigation..."

I'd sort of worked myself up again after getting nowhere with internal arguments, I decided it was time for some dumb fun again. "Perhaps I can help! Normally, if you ask your favourite dick a navigation question it’ll help guide you.” I chuckled, lowering my shorts until my growing hardness dangled in front of the beauty. She's gonna talk to my cock like it’s a person haha.

Robin smiled as if I'd just told her her glasses were on her head, "Of course, how could I forget? Cock-san. Which way is Sabaody Archipelago?”

My stifled laughter stopped when I froze up. "Eh?" My entire body twirled around by itself with my immediately erect cock pointing ahead to the horizon.

"The actual fuck?"

"Hmm." She frowned, leaning very close to my cock and looking down it’s barrel. "Our angle does looks a little off. How many degrees port should we turn?"

Without any prompting on my part, my penis bobbed in place twice.

"Two degrees, thank you Cock-san." She leaned in and briefly kissed its length before stroking it to keep it steady. Which would be hot, if I wasn't really fucking confused about what just happened... did I just make my rod a sentient being? Was it better at navigation at me now? I know there's that joke about men thinking with their dick, but this is ridiculous.

In the background I could hear the ship groaning slightly, probably from her hands moving the rudder as we seemed to turn ever so slightly.

Guess we were on the right course to Sabaody now. Thanks penis?

"I ASKED WHERE SABAODY WAS! WHY ARE YOU POINTING BACK THE WAY WE CAME?!"

Zoro was napping in the morning sun. Cock out while his ghostly companion screamed at it.

"SABAODY IS NOT IN THE SKY!!!!! EVEN YOUR COCK IS TERRIBLE AT DIRECTIONS! AAHHHH!"

Perona managed to withhold herself to only kick him hard in the shin, not right in the balls like she wanted.

"See? Hina-chan loves my cock the most!" Jango gloated as Fullbody fumed in his seat.

"I bet you used that shitty hypnosis on her to make her believe she loves yours best! She was all over my cock yesterday and you know it!"

Hina was ignoring both of them. The childish men and their feuds... or should Hina say her childish masters? Not out loud, obviously. Couldn't let anyone know they'd full control over Hina or they could be sent to Impel Down for insubordination. No. Keep it a secret. The hypnosis was sexier that way. Hina could then begin working to make her life even better...

"The Marine Base should be close. And with this new compass we should be there in a very quick time frame." She explained, gently rubbing a glove over Jango's sensitive cock to keep it steady and true.

The heart eyed man didn't care about that, more excited by his superior officers lovely touch. "Nice! Now, do you want to treat your favourite cock to some release Hina-Chan?"

"No." She replied bluntly, then slapped his dick causing a metal cage to form around the base. "Hina needs penis to stay erect in case of a navigation emergency." The woman casually brushed off the hypnotist's whine of disapproval. "Hina also loves seeing erect cocks at all times… You are to remain hard while on this ship until further notice.”

Fullbody couldn't help but nearly full blown laugh attack, but managed to keep it to a triumphant chuckle. "Gehehehe."

Before the man did anything rash, Hina leaned in close to Jango. "Apologies my Master, we'll be at the Marine Base soon enough. Then Hina can deposit the rest of the male crew and switch in for the female Marines you requested. Just allow Hina to continue the charade of dominance until then."

Jango gulped but nodded. This was the best way to make sure the Marines didn't know that an ex-pirate now had a Rear Admiral under his thumb.

Hina was happy to have such an understanding master. He would be rewarded well with whatever he wanted from her body, as was his prerogative. Returning to her usual frown she turned on her heel to stare down at Fullbody.

"Hina said she wants to see erections out. Now."

"R-right…" The purple haired man gulped. Stripping his lower half before also being slapped with a tight cock ring around his base. This was going to be a long journey.

"NO! LEAVE ME ALONE!"

"But Sanji~ We might never make it to Sabaody without it~"

"FUCK. OFF."

"Usopp I need to ask you a question."

That was strange, Nami had been so pushy with her advances yesterday that he hadn't expected her to approach so calmly today. He put down the contraption he was working on back on the kitchen table and smiled at her.

"Alright shoot."

She frowned a little, arms crossing under her bra clad breasts.. "A navigation question."

"...alright shoot?"

Her frown deepened, getting slightly annoyed at how he wasn't understanding the basic logic of this new dynamic they had. "Usopp. When I said you, I meant…"

"Oh. Ohhhh!" Usopp suddenly twigged. Right, he was her favourite dick now, obviously she would need to go to him for those kinds of navigation questions. "Um, one second..." He mumbled, unhooking his waistband off his belt and letting his baggy shorts fall to the floor. After then shifting his underwear down the mighty foe he kept in there was unleashed, he wasn't hard (why would he be?) but it still made Nami smile at it.

It definitely twitched to life when she knelt on her knees in front of his stool to talk to it. Usopp also swore she sniffed it, but was in no mood to call her out on that.

Nami just gazed at it for a little bit, letting her actions raise it ever so slightly while the blushing boy frustrated tapped his foot at her. "Okay Usopp’s dick, which way to the sun?"

Suddenly his cock was full of energy, swinging upwards to stand firmly up and ready to go. Usopp hissed at the action, not expecting to be this quickly aroused.

"What the hell kind of question is that?!"

The woman carrying his baby giggled, rolling her eyes at his denseness. "One that gets you pointing upwards. Duh." She quickly shimmied her panties down and jumped into his arms, slamming her pussy onto the dick.

After a few minutes of make outs and riding, Usopp moved a little away from her face with a frown. "You could have just asked."

"I know, but where’s the fun in that?" She beamed at him, giggling happily at her man. "Besides, I just wanted you to know what my favourite cock was."

He exhaled a little, getting embarrassed by how much she was complimenting him. "You’ve barely stopped telling me since yesterday."

"Cause it’s true! If you want me to stop then stop treating my pussy so good!" Her lips leaked viscously over the man's junk. Bouncing on Usopp this early in the day felt really damn good, maybe this was what people meant by having a 'morning stretch'.

There was a relatively small ship sailing the New World right now. It might not look like much, but it contained a fearsome pirate and one of the worst generation. He was out on the front of the ship, looking around to see if all his crew were downstairs for lunch yet.

When he was alone on deck he slowly undid his pants.

"...oi, you don't know where the One Piece is, right?"

His dick didn't move, not until it jumped with the rest of Kidd at the voice behind him.

"What was that Captain?"

A man who was suddenly as red as his hair barked at the masked vice captain. "FUCK OFF KILLER! I'M... PISSING OFF THE BOAT!"

"What's Buggy up to now?" asked Mr 3. They had just sat down to eat when Buggy had apparently received an amazing idea that had to be acted on right this second. It sounded like a pain, but the rabble of idiots Buggy had hired were eating it up.

"This will be a sure fire way to get tons of money all the time! No other dick on the seven seas can act like a full 360 compass! With my genius intellect we'll scoop up all underwater gems! All buried boxes! The world's treasure will belong to Captain Buggy!"

"YEAH CAPTAIN BUGGY!" "CAPTAIN BUGGY!" "OUR CAPTAIN'S DICK IS INCREDIBLE! WOOO!!!"

"Anyone get a bad feeling about this?" Cabaji groaned, looking at his Captain with both worry and cringe.

"It's one of his plans, so always." Alvida shrugged, watching the action but still buttering another slice of bread for her enormous sandwich. "On paper it sounds like a good plan though."

Cabaji nodded but didn't drop his facial worry. "Yeah, on paper..."

"Alright, mighty flashy penis of Buggy the Great! Guide us to a grand treasure!"

His dick shot off his body and soared through an open window.

...

There was a beat where nothing else happened and only silence remained in the tent.

Everyone turned to look at Buggy.

The Clown was stood there, staring out the window his cock had left from, growing sweatier by the second.

"Oh fuck."