Lauren stands up for herself

"That's not true!" Lauren objected. "I'm very feminine!"

Chuckles went up from the class and Lauren's mother snorted next to Lauren. Lauren flushed and grew angry.

"I'm more feminine than anyone in this class!" Lauren declared. Now the class began full on laughing.

"In what way Lauren?" The teacher asked. "Do you look the most feminine?"

"I... er... yes!" Lauren said uncertainly.

"Really?" The teacher raised an eyebrow. "Femininity is defined by a curvy figure and large breasts. Do you have those things?"

"Well, no but..."

"Also, do you think being chubby and short is especially feminine?" The teacher asked.

"Well..."

"No, I think physically it's fairly obvious you more resemble a child than a feminine woman." The teacher said.

"Now, what about socially? Does a feminine woman need a diaper?"

"Uh..." Lauren was starting to wish she hadn't stood up for herself.

"That's right, they don't." The teacher said firmly. "You don't even have clothes, another marker of adult status. And your mom has to supervise you to make sure you behave! In every metric you fall short of being a woman Lauren. So what dos that make you?"