To the store

After your pokemon have all been cured, you need to head over to the store to buy as many suppies, as you can. You heave heard tales of how difficult it can be to cross the Viridian Forrest. Aaand, time is of the essence! If you don't make it to your appointment with Blue, he will crush you. You are pretty sure of Blues skills, and he will have no trouble at all crushing your will in two weeks of servitude. Deep in your thoughts, you step out of the pokemon center and turn into the general direction of the pokemart. Would it be better to have an extra potion and only have the few pokeballs you took from Pallet Town, or can you manage without a potion, by simply catching more pokemon? This seems like an important choice to make, now! You don't think it is fair for Blue to have you pay for the ordeal he **** on to you. With your mind occupied, you walk towards your destination.

As you turn into the street the pokemart is situate in, you witness an ugly scene: Three teenage boys are crowding a beautiful girl, challeging her to fight. This wont be a fair fight. Three battles in a row are tough to get through! And winning them all seams even more difficult. On the other hand, this could be an opportunity for you to earn a little extra cash! Just the thought of buying potions AND pokeballs has you yell out. "That's enough!" When one of the guys walks over to you. "I'm the third in line to challenge the slut over there, so I've got some time to kill. I challenge you to a fight. Sandshrew, go!"

"Mop the floor with him, Caterpie!" It might be an odd choice not to take advantage of your type advantage, but you think it best not to reveal your strongest pokemon at once. "Sand A...," your opponent start to shout, but you interrupt him with your own yell: "String shot, Caterpie. Make its paws all cloddy with your string!" Sandshrew tries to throw sand at you, but the sticky string Caterpie has coated its paws in, just absorbs dust. Sandshrew is visibly confused from this unorthodox fighting style, when you order your Caterpie to tackle it, knocking Sandshrew out. The teenager tries to run away without paying you, but you manage to trip him. As you stand over him, you put your right foot on his crotch: "Pay up, or I'm gonna crush your nuts!" you shout at the scared young man, as all of the anger and frustration from your previous **** washes over you, to unload on the teenager at once. He timidly hands over all of his cash, so you let go of him -after kicking his balls,hard!- and turn around: "Which of you pussies is next?"

On the inside, you are a little confused. You didn't know you could be so fierce! Something about sucking cock by the dozen seems to have turned you into a better trainer. You can see that one of the remaining guys is fighting the beautiful girl. The guy has chosen a Growlithe to combat her Weedle. In the meantime the guy you kicked between the legs is crawling away with a painful mewl on his lips. The other teenager walks up to you. "Let's fight bitch! Beelsprout, go." You decide to continue this fight with your Caterpie. Your prize-winning combination of string shot and melee attacks makes short work of the Bellsprout. Bellsprout tries to get in some stun spores, but your Caterpie is agile enough to evade the attack. In the end, bug bite is super effective! As you collect your prize money, Caterpie is starting to evolve. It covers itself in a lot of string, turning into a Metapod!

The fight between the girl and the teenager is over as well, and the young man is about to collect on his victory. The crying girl is already sinking down to her knees, when you step up to him and challenge him to a fight as well. This time, you choose Squirtle to do your dirty work. His Growlithe doesn't stand a chance against your water type attacks, earning you the third victory in a row. Did you seriously just waltz through these guys like nothing? You can hardly believe what just happened, but your wallet is filled with a nice wad of cash now! The glimmer of hope in the eyes of the beauty turns into a smile, when an exciting idea pops into your mind!