Talk with the principal

“Lauren, when I first heard about you volunteering to come to college nude every day, I was impressed. I thought it would be a great way of showing students that our bodies are nothing to be ashamed of, no matter our shortcomings” the principal said as he pointed to Lauren’s breasts, which made her face grow even redder.

“But when I heard that you were just using it as an excuse to act inappropriate and continue this streaking episode of yours, I was very disappointed. In fact I wanted to have you expelled when I heard about you jumping on that poor boy, what’s his name?” The principal asked the gym teacher

“Nathan, apparently she’s had a crush on him for quite some time, and like I was explaining to you and Michelle, has a habit of exposing herself to him” the gym teacher said

Lauren’s jaw dropped, that was not true! But she couldn’t find the courage to speak up

“But after a chat with your mom, I’ve decided not to expel you. She’s come up with an elegant solution to make sure that you’re on your best behaviour” the principal said

“And wh-what’s that?” Lauren asked nervously