Galuna Island Arc: Start!

*The following is a collaboration between Drakesorceror and Cross C

I let out a loud yawn, resting my feet on the table. The guildhall buzzed as usual. Things had slowed down a little after the whole Eisenwald saga. Not that I’m not thankful for it, I don’t think big scale fight missions are for me, I’m more hot girl missions.

I didn’t like fighting to be honest. I liked fucking. And don’t get me wrong, the adrenaline fucks after the fights were amazing but the process of getting to that state is too much.

I shivered when Lucy did that thing with her tongue. I looked down at her and smiled, she winked at me from my lap. Lazy day blowjobs really are the best.

I jumped when I heard a thud. I spun my head around and saw that Macao had collapsed, I was about to shout out when I started to feel drowsy, I felt Lucy fall off my cock before knocking out.

I woke up later, rubbing my head from where I hit the floor. “Owwwwww” I whined, “What the hell?”

Lucy got up not long after. “What just happened?” she moaned.

“Mystogan.” Makarov answered, straight faced.

“Mysto-what?” I asked him. The old guy was a man after my own heart, he really was, I can see myself being him one day. But he sure does like to fish for attention.

Gray piped up. “Mystogan is one of Fairy Tail’s strongest mages. No one has ever seen his face.”

“Yeah, yeah!” Loke piped up. “He absolutely hates talking to people so he puts everyone to sleep with magic whenever he comes to get a mission.”

Rude. “And you’re just all okay with this? Wouldn’t it be n-” I stopped myself. I have to be a lot more careful using that particular word. I mean this Mystogan guy annoyed me, but I don’t want to turn everyone in the guild against him, unless I find out he’s actually a huge jerk.

“Ha!” A thunderous voice boomed. “I happen to have seen Mystogan’s face,” Laxus Dreyar announced from upstairs. “You see, when you’re one of Fairy Tail’s strongest mages-” He began, starting one of his bragging rants.

See, now this is an example of a huge jerk. I looked at Lucy, and she gave the tiniest eye roll. Then I smiled and cleared my throat. "Ahem, it is now absolutely, completely, totally, without a shadow of a doubt normal for Laxus Dreyar to get off whenever a woman shames his cock for being smaller than another guy's! And, when frustrated with him, it just so happens that women will be more inclined to shame him!" I proudly announced as the power of my earrings influenced the minds of all those in the room, including Laxus, installing a brand new fetish into the proud dragon-slayer mage.

Thanks to the earrings making me so normal, I rarely ever drew much attention but the instant I stopped speaking, Laxus' gaze gravitated my way looking more than a bit uncomfortable as he took in my lower half, my pants and boxers still around my ankles from my interrupted blowjob. By now I knew that even my flaccid size dwarfed most other guys' full sized erections, so his brief look of intimidation was expected. My currently dangling meat just waiting to engorge into something he'd never be able to compete with brought an easy, cocky smile to my face as I slowly lifted my gaze to meet his.

Lucy stepped forward as Laxus was ranting. “Fuck off Laxus! We all know you just do stuff like this because you're trying to make up for having a tiny dick!”

“OH!” Laxus yelled, letting out a strained breath and doubling over.

I curled over the table laughing. This is better than I thought! “Lucy! Keep going!” I managed to spit through gasps of air.

“You wish you had half the cock of Gray! Let alone Najato!” She berated.

Laxus dropped to his knees. One arm still gripping the railing

I could barely see through the tears in my eyes when Erza stepped forward and stated with calm resolute surety, “Whenever you have had a sexual encounter you always must inform your partner of your penetration.”

Erza’s signature dryness didn’t falter, but it was enough. Laxus’ hand detached from the railing leaving him to curl up into a ball.

I put my arm around Lucy’s shoulder and kissed her cheek. “You know, just when I think I can’t love you anymore you pull it out of the bag and do something like this.”

Lucy pecked my jaw before whispering into my ear. “You know, there are other things I can do with my mouth.”

Natsu and Happy were pretty proud of themselves.

With Laxus slinking out of the guild after his humiliation, his team of assholes not far behind, the second floor had been devoid of people. And Guildmaster Makarov had been too busy perving out watching Cana give some random towns person their birthday blowjob to notice the two of them slipping up there to nab a proper S-Class mission note off the board.

As they climbed up the staircase in Lucy and Najato's apartment building, Happy asked, "Are you sure we should have taken this?" Despite his question, he didn't actually sound all that concerned.

"Sure! This is how we're going to prove we're as strong as any S-Class mage Fairy Tail's got! Besides, we're Fairy Tail's strongest team!" Natsu spoke with supreme confidence.

Happy happily burst his bubble, "Isn't that Laxus' Thunder God Tribe?"

Natsu was unperturbed, "Nah. You know why? Because it's more than just magical strength! A Fairy Tail mage has to be a man, a TRUE man! You know we're not just Fairy Tail's strongest team, we're Fairy Tail's..." he trailed off for emphasis as he suddenly grabbed his groin, "BIGGEST team! That's why Laxus never even tried to do this job even though he's S-class! He doesn't have the balls!"

Happy's eyes widened as he counted on his paws, "...Najato, Gray, Erza...oh yea, we have six people. That is the most. The Thunder God Tribe only have four...huh..."

"What?! No. I'm talking about our huge cocks! Everybody knows Laxus is tiny, the girls are always saying so! A man has GOT to be big! And me and Najato are the two biggest!"

Happy was stunned by this knowledge, "Really? That matters? I thought big ones were for making girls get really loud when mating like... like that!"

The blue cat pointed at the door they'd just reached from which the sounds of Lucy's enthusiastic cries could be heard. "Also what about Gray? He's got a small one and he's just as strong as you!"

Natsu glared at Happy as he reached out and grabbed the door knob, finding it impolitely locked, he snapped through the flimsy lock with a twist of his wrist and pushed through, "He is NOT just as strong! And besides me and Najato more than make up for him, plus he's not really small like Laxus is, he's just not big..."

Natsu headed across the main space of their teammates' apartment towards the bedroom as Happy trailed along behind lost in thought, "Oh! That's why the guys are always taking them out and playing with them! And showing them to Erza!"

Natsu walked right into the bedroom but Happy stopped in the doorway to take a look. Lucy was half naked in, well mostly out of her disheveled blue miniskirt and bikini top, she was raising her butt high while pressing her exposed big breasts against the bed (the cups of the bikini scrunched up around their upper slopes). She was making a quite unnatural crawling pose while Najato behind her was holding her round ass and shaking his hips.

The bed squeaked loudly as the young man thrust into her, "Aaaah! Fuck! Y-yes! Fuck me like that! Deeper!"
Najato panted and sweated as he obeyed, "O-oh shit! You're so damn tight!"

Happy found the whole human mating thing so very odd. As far as he could tell, the human male with the biggest penis got to mate with all the females while all the other males liked to either spray their stuff in their general direction or in the mouths of accepting females. He found the entire process incredibly confusing (and really quite messy!).

Still, he had to admit that watching Lucy and Najato was funny in an odd way. The way her really fat and round udders bounced around and jiggled or the way his big dangling nuts smacked her as he swung his hips was pretty entertaining actually. The funny noises Lucy was making as she begged him to go deeper, harder and faster were also intriguing.

Najato moved his hands from her hips and pushed under her body to squeeze her tits as he continued to thrust in her. She cried out, "Ooooohhhhh...I'm...I'm cumming!"

Najato smirked and thrust even faster, "Yeah? Well cum for me baby!"

Happy could tell the young couple wasn't exactly thinking about their surroundings; he could tell they weren't really thinking at all. In fact, they were so involved with each other and into what they were doing that they didn't even realize he and Natsu were there.

Najato pulled his cock almost all the way out before slamming it back in with a cry of, "Oh fuck yeah!"

Lucy cried out as her breasts squished even flatter and her ass jiggled even more, "Aaaah! Fuck! Fuck! Y-yes! Don't stop! I'm still CUUUUUUMIIINNGGG!"

Najato laughed, "I'm not going...to stop."

It was at that point that Natsu decided to interject, having been patiently watching the frantic couple long enough with his hands on his hips, "Hey guys! Check this out! I got us an S-Class Mission!"

"Huh?" Lucy panted as she looked over her shoulder and finally noticed that there were two other people in the room with them, "Wha? Natsu? What?! Oh-mmhhh" She suddenly plunged her face into her pillow even as Najato noticed them.

"S'up guys." he waved at them and smirked, giving Lucy's very round ass a smack.

Lucy squealed on the impact.

“Ooooff! Gettin’ a little rough with her huh?” Natsu commented.

Najato smirked “It’s cool, she’s into it. So what’s this about an S-Class Mission?”

“Yeah! Yeah!” Natsu answered with excitement, snapping back to his usual self. “Happy and I stole it while everyone was distracted by Laxus. Me and Happy thought that you, Lucy and Gray could come with us!”

“What?! Let me see!” Lucy said as she lifted her still blushing face from her pillow and sat back against Najato’s hips, causing her massive tits to swing around beneath her torso.

Her boyfriend frowned as his gaze fell on the flyer Happy was helpfully holding up as he hopped up onto the bed beside them, “A job, huh? Unless it’s a ‘fuck mission’, I’m not sure I’m interested…”

“Seven million Jewels!” Lucy exclaimed with money symbols in her eyes and an expression that wasn’t too far off from her orgasm face in Happy’s learned opinion.

Najato had a bemused expression on his face as he played with Lucy's big butt cheeks with his hands, "Did you forget about my dick in you, babe?"

"Well, this is seven million Jewels we're talking about" Lucy pouted as she grabbed the flyer from Happy.

“Oh fine.” he said before pulling out of her causing Lucy’s pussy to emit a hilariously lengthy wet dirty sound.
"Ahhh! That sounded so bad!" Lucy complained, her face turning red again. “Don’t just-!”

Natsu laughed, “What a fart, Lucy! Haha…"

"Shut up!" Lucy whined as she crossed her arms underneath her enormous tits practically creating a shelf for the jiggly udders, "That wasn't a-! I don't- I don’t do that!! That was the sound of my boyfriend's huge cock coming out of my lovely nice and wet womanhood, thank you very much! Something you'd know if you ever even had any sex! Hmph." She turned her clearly mad gaze back to the flyer, "And what are you even doing with an S-class mission, huh? You're not even allowed to be on the second floor!!"

Happy was still stuck on the new knowledge that Lucy didn’t fart when Najato knee-walked over on the bed in his direction to take a seat beside her. The small blue cat ran for his life as the teenager’s enormous Lucy-juice dripping cockhead loomed over him.

“Oi! It’s raining!” He dodged out of the way and scurried off the bed to take refuge under a small table.

“Oh man, now you’re all cranky.” continued Natsu, “Remember the seven million jewels? Besides we’re allowed to go on the second floor once we’ve proven we can do an S-class mission. Bam! Once we do the job, everyone knows we’re the best and no one can be mad. Besides, the Old Man didn’t mind…”

Lucy’s expression softened, “He didn’t?”

“Because he was too busy watching a birthday blowjob!” Happy helpfully added even as Natsu shot him a warning look for some reason.

The blonde Celestial Spirit Mage didn’t seem to hear him, her eyes back to doing that weird money symbol thing even as her monstrous boobs transitioned from wildly quaking about to some more sedate wobbling around as she stared at the flyer.

“Speaking of blowjobs…” Najato quietly said after coughing into his hand.

Absently, Lucy said, “Oh sorry, babe.” She pulled a golden key from somewhere and she did that weird thing where she made it spin like a top in the air before her hand.

“Open, Gate of the Maiden. Virgo.” Golden light suffused the room and the floor exploded as the petite yet tremendously busty pink haired maid spirit burst into the room. As the floorboards inexplicably reknit themselves back together, the prim magical spirit stiffly bowed.

"A good afternoon, princess. How may I serve you today?"

Still distracted by the flyer or perhaps the monetary amount still scrawled across it, Lucy raised her hand over Najato’s erection and pointed with one finger, “Suck.”

“As you command, princess.”

Virgo chose to kneel down and dutifully crawl over to the bed and between Najato’s legs, her small pert butt wiggling as her black and white frilly maid’s dress rode up, revealing black garters upon her smooth slender thighs. Soon enough her comically fat tits were squished against the side of the bed as she rose up, angling her head down and opened her mouth to take him inside.

The pink haired maid dutifully took the head of Najato’s cock into her mouth and began to suck hard on the head of his cock. The maid spirit then began to slowly take more and more of Najato’s dick into her mouth, her tongue swirling around every new inch she took in.

Virgo didn’t even stop when his thick shaft began to desecrate her wind-pipe, loud wet **** noises echoing about the room as her head moved up and down with a purpose, her smooth cheeks sucked in as she steadily swallowed inch after incredible inch of his thick cockmeat with barely any sign of difficulty.

Najato let out a soft sigh as his head fell back. Meanwhile Lucy continued her conversation with Natsu. She sighed “I don’t know Natsu… I mean it’s a LOT of money but we’re really breaking guild rules here…”

“C’moon Lucy!” Natsu responded. “We’ll be saving an entire island! We’ll be heroes!”

Happy quickly chimed in saying “Yeah! And once we’re done we’ll already be at the perfect tropical vacation spot!”

Lucy pursed her lips, “I don’t know… Najato? What do you think?” She asked, turning to face her boyfriend. Finding the young man lying down on the bed, practically drooling while whining uncontrollably at Virgo’s handiwork.

"Mmh?" He moaned in response. "Should we take the job?" Najato slowly turned his head towards her, a look of intense concentration on his face as he battled to maintain his control over his body "Huh? Wha? Oh… um… yeah sure take the job."

He responded in a daze. Natsu smiled at Lucy "He said yes!"