Runs into someone

Lauren charged forward, looking backwards at her onlookers. She bumped straight into someone, slamming to a halt. Lauren looked up to see the mailman staring down in shock at her.

"Woah, watch where you're going there little lady!" He laughed. Lauren just stood stupefied cupping her privates and staring at him.

"Hey, you're red as a lobster!" He noted Lauren's burned body.

"Maybe it's because you run around naked!" He pointed out the obvious. "Go ask your mom to put some sunscreen on you!"

Her mom?! Little lady?! Oh god, how old did this guy think she was? Surely she didn't look THAT young, to think need her mommy for that?!

Lauren, finally coming to her senses, turned and darted away.