Beast Boy has summoned Ssakcik

Ssakcik suddenly appeared in the messy, unorganized room in which beast boy lived inside Titans Tower. Right away he spotted the object that didn’t belong; a summoning circle drawn on the ground and old tome that looked like it belonged more in Raven’s room then in his.

“I hope this is important Beast Boy, it takes me a long time to make it this far out into the multiverse and I’m missing precious time training Raven to be my sex slave.” Ssakcik barked harshly. He had told Raven he had more important things to deal with but that was a lie… she was his most important task right now.

“I know… Well, at least about the travel part. I read all about you in one of Raven’s books.” Beast boy explained, closing the tome.

“I see. She’s only been gone how long and you’ve already started stealing her things? Or is this part of a titan plan to try and free her? It won’t work you know. You are all powerless compared to me.”

“True, but you need approval to abduct people. That’s why you made us all agree in the cave. You couldn’t just snatch whoever you wanted. You can’t do that, can you?”

“Yes, actually I can but the grand council frowns heavily upon it. They tend to confiscate any toys I might acquire in that kind of action. Now, I suspect this conversation is going somewhere, yes? You wouldn’t drag me all the way here just to ask some questions.”

“That’s right dude. I want Raven back.”

“I’m not going to give her back.”

“I don’t expect you to just GIVE her back.”

Ssakcik smiled deviously. “Beast Boy, I never knew you were so wily and underhanded. Are you trying to imply you want to make a trade? I doubt you have anything I would want but I’ll hear you out.”

“I’ll trade you Starfire for Raven. She’s a princess right, she has to be worth more to you then Raven.”

“No deal B.B., I like the dark types and Raven is about as dark as they get. Starfire might be a princess but she’s too cheery for my liking. Besides, Raven is the daughter of a demon lord… that kind of makes her a princess in a way. Do you have any other brilliant plans my new young friend or can I go back to my Raven?”

“Not a different brilliant idea, how about the same idea. I’ll give you Starfire and Jinx. Starfire is a princess and Jinx is a dark, broody girl like Raven. Besides, two is better then one right?”

“Sorry buddy, but if you’d read that book a little closer you should know I can’t accept that deal. You need to betray the person you’re giving up. They’d have to be a friend, family member, ally, or loved one. I know Jinx isn’t your sister, she doesn’t seem to like you much, so unless you’re telling me you two are secretly lovers…”

“She’s an ally now.” Beast Boy interrupted.

“Excuse me?”

“After we won the fight, we captured a large number of the villains. Most of them were sent to prison though a few had to be housed here in the tower for transport. We’ll, Jinx ratted out a lot of her friends in order to make a deal with the distract attorney. She provides evidence against her former friends and she gets a full pardon.”

“That doesn’t make her your ally.”

“True, but obviously if she just walked out of her after betraying everyone she wouldn’t last a day so she had a little change of hurt. Not only did she demand a pardon but she also became a Teen Titan, junior member of course.”

“So, Jinx has become a ‘good guy.’ She’s on your team? I think that is a fair trade.”

“I’m not done yet Ssa… Ssa…”

“Ssakcik. How were you able to summon me without even being able to same my name? Never mind. If you’re not done then what else do you have to say?”

“I don’t just want Raven back.”

“What do you WANT THEN?” Ssakcik yelled at beast boy.

“I don’t just want Raven back. Ever since Terra… well, you know… I’ve grown quite infatuated with Raven. She’s pretty, she’s smart, and I kind of like how she’s creepy and dark.”

“So do I.” Ssakcik chimed in, jokingly.

“I don’t like how she spends 99 percent of the time being a bitch to me though.”

“I can see how that could be annoying. What’s your point? I mean, I’m pretty sure I know where you’re going with this but if you want to make a deal with the devil you have to spell out the terms young man.”

“I want Raven returned to us, to me specifically. I want her to still be dark, creepy, all the things she is now but I want her to be my slave. You’re already training her to be your love slave, just train her to be mine instead.”