I’m really good at the sex stuff; My Skill screen told me so!

I gasp and almost fall backwards, chair and all, as I feel a rush of power enter my body the moment my notifications open and the gains within apply themselves. In mere moments, the sensation ends, and I am left feeling… good? really damned good! Like I could run for days and days and not get tired. Not only that, but I as I sprawl in the chair, panting after the sudden and unexpected rush, I can feel the uncanny sensation of my own mind sorting through recent events, running through the conversations I’d been a part of in the last few hours, and proffering up things I could have said differently, or small insights that I had missed. ‘What the fuck happened?’

A substantial increase to my Charisma, apparently. And that's not the last of it. Springing to my feet, I can immediately feel a difference in my movements. Moving feels smoother, more under my control, whilst my body somehow feels noticeably lighter. Experimentally, I jump. Because I'm an idiot, I don't consider the idea of not using all my strength until after I'm flung skyward. Despite my alarm, my silent but elaborate cursing, and subsequent sudden descent, I land without any issue. It felt natural, easy even. ‘What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck?!’

So, not only an increase in Charisma, but Agility too? I needed to sort this out. Taking one last look around camp, I plonk myself down in a chair and focus on my notifications.

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Congratulations! Your Skill in Insight has increased from Level 4 to Level 7!

+3% chance to spot when someone is lying to you. (Total: 7%)

For reaching Skill levels 5, 6, and 7, you have been awarded 180Exp.

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Achievement unlocked!

**** of the kiss.

You finally stole that kiss back. Took you long enough! Well, now the score is settled I bet you two are tired and can’t wait to get some sleep, isn’t that right, guys? …errrrrr guys?

Rewards:

• +2 to your Kissing Skill (applied after all your other increases in the Skill, because we're nice like that).
• +1 Charisma.
• +500Exp.

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Congratulations! Your Skill in Kissing has increased from Level 1 to Level 6!

+2.5% Pleasure gained through ‘other actions’ whilst kissing. (Total: 3%)

For reaching Skill levels 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6, you have been awarded 200Exp.

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Congratulations! Your Skill in Kissing has been increased from Level 6 to Level 8 by an Achievement!

+1% Pleasure gained through ‘other actions’ whilst kissing. (Total: 4%)

As this Skill increase came from an outside source, you do not gain any Exp.

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Achievement unlocked!

Tig ol’ bitties.

You showed your little sister’s disproportionately massive tits some much deserved love.

Rewards:

You already got to play with her tits, greedy much? Fiiiiiiiiiiine!

• +1 Charisma.
• +500Exp.

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Achievement unlocked!

A nice, firm dick-shake.

You received your first handjob (self-love doesn’t count). Own up, how much did you have to pay the poor sap?

Rewards:

• +1 Charisma.
• +500Exp.

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Achievement unlocked!

A helping hand from a loving sister.

One of your sisters gave you a handjob. You forgot the whole ‘it’s not a joystick’ talk, didn’t you?

Rewards:

• +1 Charisma.
• +1000Exp.

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New Skill unlocked!

…Skill Level gained!

…Skill Level gained!

For unlocking and subsequently reaching Level 3 in Fingering, you gain 100Exp.

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Achievement unlocked!

Clam stroking 101.

You fingered someone for the first time. Romantic behind the bike sheds, was it?

Rewards:

• +1 Agility.
• +500Exp.

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Achievement unlocked!

Testing the waters in your sister’s pool.

You fingered one of your sisters for the first time. We’d usually make a snide comment about this sort of thing, but it actually looked like she was having a great time. Keep up the good work! Maybe on someone who isn’t related by blood next time, hmmmmm?

Rewards:

• +1 Agility.
• +1 Charisma.
• +1000Exp.

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Achievement unlocked!

A myth no longer.

You made a woman cum for the first time (your first time, not hers, ego much?)

Rewards:

• +1 Agility.
• +1 Charisma.
• +1500Exp.

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Achievement unlocked!

Expert clam wrangler.

You brought a woman to orgasm with your fingers for the first time. Good to see you’re handy to have around. (We’re not sorry for the pun, like, at all).

Rewards:

• +1 Agility.
• +1 Charisma.
• +1000Exp

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Achievement unlocked!

…And the water is daaamn fine.

One of your sisters came on your fingers for the first time. If you’re going to indulge in a taboo, may as well do it well, right?

Rewards:

• +1 Agility.
• +1 Charisma.
• +1500Exp.

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New Skill unlocked!

…Skill Level gained!

…Skill Level gained!

…Skill Level gained!

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For unlocking and subsequently reaching Level 4 in Cunnilingus, you gain 140Exp.

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Achievement unlocked!

The finest of dining.

You went down on a woman for the first time. One of those moans was probably a thank you?

Rewards:

• +1 Agility.
• +500Exp.

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Achievement unlocked!

A taste of forbidden fruit.

You went down on your sister for the first time. Enjoying the taste of taboo, are we?

Rewards:

• +1 Agility.
• +1 Charisma.
• +1000Exp.

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Congratulations! By increasing your Charisma to 25 or above, the Attribute has crossed its second threshold. For crossing the second threshold in Charisma, you have been granted the opportunity to choose an Ability based upon interactions with others during your time governed by the system.

It has been noted that your time under the System has been extremely limited, therefore, you may choose to reject both of the options provided, and await more appropriate options after you have interacted with more people outside of your party. Please note that if you choose to reject the options provided, you will not be offered them again.

Please choose between the following:

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Or

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Or

Reject these options, and gain more later.

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Achievement unlocked!

Dinner was wonderful, but dessert was better.

You brought a woman to orgasm with your tongue for the first time. We hope she didn’t crush your head between her thighs too hard. Still, what a way to go…

Rewards:

• +1 Agility.
• +1 Charisma.
• +1000Exp.

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Achievement unlocked!

…There’s nothing sweeter.

You ate out one of your sisters until she came on your tongue for the first time. Nothing shows how much you care more than spelling out I-L-O-V-E-Y-O-U-S-I-S with your tongue on her clit, right?

Rewards:

• +1 Agility.
• +1 Charisma.
• +2000Exp.

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Achievement unlocked!

Generous lover.

During your first sexual encounter (previous adventures involving your hand don’t count), you brought your partner to orgasm twice before cumming yourself.

This Achievement has been infused with a portion of the divine! Deities may choose to reward actions that fall under their purview by offering up a teeny-tiny portion of their power (we’re talking hundredths of a percent here), to improve the reward granted by the System. Make sure to say thank you, maybe even write them a thank you note?

Rewards:

• +1 Agility.
• +1 Charisma.
• +1500Exp.

_Divine reward_:

• X1 H-Perk (Delayed gratification).

Description: With this Perk, you now seem to find that bringing pleasure to others has a way to come back around, bringing greater pleasure to yourself. Now, the longer you delay your own pleasure in favour of someone else’s, the better you feel when you do release. Each minute you resit orgasm from the start of a sexual encounter increases the pleasure you feel and the amount you cum when you do finally orgasm by 1% and increases by a further 10% whenever you bring a partner to orgasm. Please note that all increases from this Perk are based on the value whenever this Perk procs, rather than your original value at the start of the encounter.

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Congratulations! By increasing your Agility to 25 or above, the Attribute has crossed its second threshold. For crossing the second threshold in Agility, you have been awarded a Perk: Fast Twitch Efficiency 2.

Fast Twitch Efficiency 2: By increasing your Agility beyond the second threshold, you have improved upon the foundation you formed crossing the first threshold. Your sense of balance and your hand-eye coordination have both greatly improved. Furthermore, your muscle fibres responsible for quick movements are now slightly reinforced and are even more efficient, allowing for quicker movements overall and greater levels of endurance. You now retroactively gain 10 points of Stamina per point of Agility and regenerate 0.2 Sta/Min per point of Agility.

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Achievement unlocked!

An oral tradition of hide-the-pickle.

You received your first blowjob. You were totally going for the speedrun record for blowing your wad, right?

Rewards:

• +1 Charisma.
• +500Exp.

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Achievement unlocked!

Suck on that, sis! …Please?

One of your sisters gave you a blowjob. Well shit, she’s as filthy as you are. Kudos.

Rewards:

• +1 Charisma.
• +1000Exp.

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Achievement unlocked!

My eeeeeeeeeyes!!!!!!

A family member walked in on you whilst you were intimate with someone. They weren’t too mentally scarred, probably.

Rewards:

• A small bottle of eyewash.
• 500Exp.

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Achievement unlocked!

We can explain, right, sis?

A family member walked in on you whilst you were intimate with your sister. Well, it's been nice knowing ya!

Rewards:

• A small novelty umbrella, to help weather the shit-storm coming your way.

• An I-O-U for something nice if you do somehow come out of this alive.

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Congratulations! Your Skill in Speech has increased from Level 5 to Level 8!

+1.5% better prices when buying and selling. (Total: 4%)

• For reaching Skill levels 6, 7, and 8, you have been awarded 210Exp.

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Achievement unlocked!

Smooth talker.

You talked your way out of a situation that very well could have torn not only your party, but your family apart. Not only that, but you also helped your twin come to terms with her feelings, entering into a relationship with her, and your little sister. We’re not rendered quipless often, but you have certainly managed it with this.

Rewards:

• +3 Charisma.
• 2000Exp.

For fulfilling our snarky I-O-U, you receive the original reward:

• x1 Spell tome (Water Magic: Rain Shield.)

And, for going above and beyond and achieving one of the best possible outcomes you could, you receive:

• Three promise rings, each containing a scaling protective enchantment, and two more of the same rings held in reserve for if you somehow work more miracles and convince the remainder of your family to join your relationship.
• Our respect.

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System message: Why did we even doubt you at this point? Whilst the addition of Lisa and your mother to your relationship is not 100% set in stone until you all talk things out tomorrow, we’re sappy enough that we are willing to give up the two remaining rings now so that you can have a touching moment when you give them out after your talk tomorrow. The proviso is that if things go to shit tomorrow and Lisa and your mum don’t agree to join the relationship, we’ll be taking all of the rings back.

The choice is yours, lover-boy.

Take both remaining rings now? (Y/N)

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Character sheet (post changes)

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‘What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!?!’

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Authors note: Who has two thumbs and got a little carried away writing achievements? It was meeeeeeeee. For real though, things should slow down on that front with the way I've set things up. Still, I hope you enjoyed my dumb sense of humour. Next chapter will be a narrative chapter for those of you who aren't that into the stat side of things, and fingers crossed it should be out for y'all tomorrow. I am always open and willing to listen to requests, so if there is something you want to see drop me a line and I'll see what I can do.

Love and kisses, H.B.