Guys on the brain

Thomas walked quietly down the stairs from his bedroom, stretching and stifling a yawn, his brain was wondering why the hell he had gotten up early and his body wondering why his brain didn't remember to turn off the alarm. It was an off-day for him and the luxury of being able to sleep in was lost, perhaps forever now, and all he wanted was some coffee and the chance to get something done since he was up so bloody early.

He heard a few sounds coming from the living room and as he peered in, he spotted Darlene on the couch, Marjorie on top of her, and the two were kissing. Darlene had her hands stroking and holding Marjorie as the woman was on top of her, her robe wide open and her ample breasts were bouncing from the movement as the two completely didn't see Thomas standing there watching.

He stood there for a few moments before he realized what he was doing and pulled immediately back and turned around to spot Jennifer across from him, also watching. "Oh my god..." he began but the woman just smiled, winked, and turned to go back down the hall to the side door, leaving him standing there a bit confused. A few moments later, he managed to get his wits together and went back upstairs and into his room.

It wasn't that he was surprised, he knew they were romantically and sexually active, and the thought that Darlene and Marjorie were together didn't seem too strange considering that they would have had to be together in order for him and Jennifer to be born. Still, it was something to walk into the room and see one's parents going at it, especially if it was the living room, but he supposed there were worse things to do. He paused for a moment and wondered about that...was Marjorie okay with him calling her by her first name? Was it okay to call one's mother by her first name?

Even more surprising, though, was Darlene. She was always a bit on the tall side but now she was a good 4 or 5 inches taller than he was (and he, at 5'8", was not a slouch by any means). She also had her hair cut short, though that wasn't new as she always had worn her hair on the short side of things. To see her handling Marjorie was definitely a surprise in and of itself.

Trying to take his mind off what he saw, he looked at the questionnaire by the side of his bed.

13.) IF YOU WERE A GIRL...WOULD YOU BE INTO GUYS?

Thomas thought about that one for a bit, even during the day after he managed to get his head on straight and decided to spend some time with Adams doing some shopping, (or retail therapy, as Adams called it, after he had told his friend what he had walked into). His friend pointed out that he and Richard had been dating for quite a bit of time so it was only natural that people do things like that, especially considering how close and intimate they were with each other. Thomas nodded at this and when he got home, he looked at the questionnaire again. I would be straight, 100%. He placed his pen down and then turned to look at his reflection before picking up the phone and scrolled until he found Richard's number.

"Hey, wanted to check in and see how you are doing..."

"Good!" Thomas paused for a moment before he nodded. "Listen, I was wondering if you were busy tonight...?"

14.) IF YOU WERE A GIRL...WOULD YOU SHAVE?