Lots of tall grass and a creepy dude

After quickly using a revive and a potion from your mother's medicine cabinet on squirtle, you head out towards the road to Viridian City.

Maybe not wearing shorts was a good call, looking at all the tall grass around. Seriously! Doesn't anyone clear the roads for traffic? The grass reaches up to your waistline! How is anybody supposed to get around...

Pressing on forward, you hear the rustling of the occasional pokemon, but none of them shows. Then, just as you are about to step foot onto route 1, a wild spearrow appears.

"Squirtle, go! Hit it with bubble!" The wild spearrow tries to use growl, but your squirtle makes quick work of it, and spearrow is knocked down. Quickly, you throw a pokeball at it.... aaand miss. Somehow your ball falls short, but manages to hit a confused caterpie. "Shit!" You shouldn't have skipped gym class every other week. You hear the characteristic 'ding' signalling the capture of your new caterpie.

You try to throw another ball at the spearrow, but it is long gone, probably laughing its wing off at your incompetence. Well, at least squirtle got some battle experience out of the encounter. You collect your pokeball and move on. "I Guess, I've got a new caterpie now? At least bugs are effective against grass type," you think.

After a tiring hour of walking on the bad road, you spy some guy on the side of the road who appears to be looking at something. As you approach him, you notice that he has his tiny dick out and is fapping to whatever he can see in those bushes.