Perverted Pirate Pandemonium

Franky had been running later than he thought he would on his way back to the Sunny. Opting to take the slow route home as he travelled the Grand Line solo on his newly invented Aquatic Shrimp-Cycle.

Suddenly, out of nowhere a shiver ran down his spine. With a large metal hand he lowered his sunglasses and stared at the eternal horizon as the cycle bobbed in place on the open ocean.

"I sense a disturbance in the perverse flow of the universe."

Usopp set his bag down in his workshop. He had a lot of new tools to be working with, and with his Pop Greens he could really expand his arsenal to become a big player of the Straw Hats. The Sniper that they can rely on.

He was proud at the man he'd become, slowly getting closer to his dream. The boy thought about all the stories he could tell to those close to him, of fighting monsters and toppling tyrants. He thought of the stormy seas that they'd braved as a crew... the wet hard rain against his body... soaking his body to the core and cascading down his... wait, his imagination wasn't normally this vivid. Was it raining in the workshop?

Looking up he did in fact see a cloud had formed above him and was pittering down a steady stream of water on him. He scowled towards the door, seeing a hidden navigator giggling whilst peering round the corner.

"Boxers instead of briefs? Hehe, manly. Maybe it's cause of that bulge~" Nami hummed. Usopp looked down to see that the rain had made his clothes cling to him tightly, even turning slightly see-through, now showing his newly defined muscles and other things through the outline of his shorts.

“Nami!” He hissed, covering his junk. “Stop with the pervert shit already!”

Her continued giggle is all he heard in response. Then a small lightning bolt shot out from the cloud and attacked his ass, making him jump up from his spot with a yelp. Looking down at the shocked spot he saw a hole in his shorts that had now appeared, baring a singed cheek to the world.

“Seriously! There’s dangerous chemicals in here that don’t react well to water and lightning! Leave me alone!”

“You really have grown Usopp.” She purred to herself. “But fine, I’ll just mess with you out on the deck.”

“I’m staying in here!”

She gave him a coy smile. “Oh yeah? Even if I say I’m sunbathing? ..in the nude?”

“Gck-!” Usopp's breath caught in his throat. And he wasn't able to stop his eyes from looking back towards his attractive friend in the doorway.

She turned and lowered her thong just enough to fully show off her own bare ass. Bending over just far enough to give the sniper a look at her entire glistening package. Peering over her shoulder she repeated. “You really have grown Usopp. I wonder… by how much?”

Nami closed the door behind her, leaving a very steamed Usopp to wallow in his own heat and wet clothes.

"...goddamn, when are we gonna get a masseuse?" He muttered, "This shit is so stressful."

"C-Captain! Are you sure this is how you wish to have lunch?"

Jewellery Bonney purred at the sight of the man lying back on her table. "Of course. You know you've always been my favourite Mr Chef. Now I get to enjoy your taste as well as your cooking."

The somewhat scared pirate chef nodded. They had been alone in the kitchen when his captain had demanded a different plate to eat from. The angry pink haired woman in a slingkini was quite hard to say no to. And now he was now flat on his back with a mixture of meals all lying atop his skin. Pizza, sushi, slabs of meat, lasagne, even an entire chicken. Luckily none of the food was burning him, it was more the hungry look in his captain's eyes that was concerning the chef. Tongue stretching down from her drooling mouth.

He wasn't even sure she was staring at the food...

"Over there! It's brother Katakuri's room! We gotta get his too!"

Two twin sisters ran through the halls of Whole Cake Chateau, holding closely armfuls of underwear that they'd pilfered from various rooms around their home. Charlotte Poire and Charlotte Galette were giggling manically at the prospect of being able to enjoy these pants soon to the fullest, blood dripping down their noses.

"And what is it you intend to be getting?" came a deep booming voice as they rounded a corner.

"Ahh! It's Katakuri! Bail!" Poire cried. The two quickly darted away as mochi closed in around them.

"Brûlée no!" he shouted.

"In here!" came a voice to the two's left, and suddenly they were scooped off their feet. Haki infused mochi slammed into a mirror, shattering it to pieces.

"Dammit." muttered the large Mochi Man at the broken glass in the corridor. "Why did Mama have to include all her daughters in her crew. Couldn't she foresee this kind of event?"

Inside the mirror world the twins had collected their stolen goods and were laying them out on the ground to display them. They were surrounded by their various sisters, all very interested in what they had found.

"There we go, that's everyone we could get on that raid." explained Galette.

"We didn't manage to get Katakuri's though, he already knew we were coming..." Poire sighed.

Brûlée chuckled, "That's okay. Sister Prim got in and out while you distracted him!"

The mermaid with many legs gave a triumphant thumbs up while a pair of boxers rested on her head. "No one expects the octopus! But that also means I get first dibs on smelling them!"

"This is sexual harassment."

"You're literally just grabbing my dick!!"

"And here come the Porche team! Our favourite leading lady is leading the pack for the Foxy Pirates! But their rivals, the Top Hat Pirates, are catching up fast! Maybe our Porche has finally met her match?!"

"Oh?! What's this?! Porche has begun flashing the other team! You'd think being in a bikini that you're imagination would be used to it, but the other team cannot take their eyes off those puffy nipples that Porche is so proud of! They're drifting directly into the whirlpool! What does the ref have to say about this? Ah! He's fainted as well!"

"Porche's team wins! A complete knockout for our perky Porche!"

Brook stretched out his old bones in the green room. In a couple of days he'd be performing one last concert before re-joining his crew on the Thousand Sunny. It wouldn't be long now till their adventures would begin again and he'd be able to continue his journey to the end of the line where Laboon was waiting for him.

Being interrupted from his musings Brook heard a knock on the door. Expecting his manager, he instead opened up his door to find a group of women lead by a red headed lass in a traditional pirate hat.

"Excuse me? Soul King-sama? We're the Houshou Pirates and are huge fans of you! Can we get an autograph!?" exclaimed the excited woman. She and the rest of her troupe thrust their hands forwards with blank pages on them.

He beamed at them. Clearly the pirates had snuck in to backstage but if he obliged they'd more than likely leave without causing a scene. "Ah, my amazing and beautiful fans~. How joyous I am to see you. Whilst I am supposed to be waiting for the show before doing such tasks, I will oblige just this once. As long as you don't tell my manager." He winked, grabbing their papers one by one and scribbling his name on it. Each squealing in delight when he returned their new prized possession.

After a round of thanks he bid them adieu and closed his door before it was abruptly stopped by a foot in his door. "Actually there was one other thing we'd like to ask you."

"Hm? And what might that be?" He asked a little hesitantly.

"C-C-CAN WE SEE YOUR UNDERWEAR PLEASE?!"

"..."

If he had had the ability, the skeleton would have blinked.

"...eh?"

Deep in the infernal depths of Impel Down jiggled four bare breasts.

"Come onn! Let me touch em!"

"Why you sluts gotta do this to us?!"

"Soo hot... maybe they'll have milk to drink as well..."

Domino snickered at the imprisoned men's pathetic reactions. "Look at them Sadi-Chan. Such weak wills~ you'll never escape this place like that." She slowly squeezed her breast out to the nipple, earning a round of groans from the men.

Her comrade joined her in laughing, though she took a more direct approach and jumped herself up and down on the spot with arms behind her head. "Oh~ listen to those frustrated cries! The sounds of years of neglect and bottled feelings from murderers and traitors. What I wouldn't give to let you all loose and let you unleash yourselves on my precious bosom! Ah~!"

"Then let us out so we can maul ya!" Shouted one, earning a round of agreement from his fellows.

"No no, you misunderstand. The Blazing Hell level of Impel Down has now become upgraded in it's intensity! Welcome to the Erotic Hell!" Sadi-Chan yelled out for the whole prison to hear.

Blinking awake from the gentle rocking of his tiny boat, Zoro was happy to find that the annoyingly chatty woman he was stuck with had fallen asleep in the sun. She had kept him depressed for nearly an hour while she got used to him seeing her in just underwear, everything he'd tried to say to her to get her to stop had just made her increase the time longer.

He had admitted she wasn't bad on the eyes, and sleeping there peacefully she could almost be described as desirable. Her porcelain skin shining bright, a cute and calm look on her face, and while not as curvy as Nami or Robin, she had developed quite a body in the two years he'd known her.

Either way it wouldn't matter soon. Those clouds looked identical to the ones he'd seen over Sabaody two years ago so it would only be an hour or two till they reached their goal and he'd be leaving her to return to his crew.

He almost felt sad about this person he could call a friend, that was until he looked down and saw a pink lump coming up from his crotch. Zoro leapt up at the sight. "What the hell?!"

The boat shook slightly at the movement, but the floating head of Perona stayed where it was. She was poking through the wood with a rather pleased look on her face. The ghostly head slowly rose back up until the full body of Perona was perching on the rim of the coffin next to her **** body.

“Horororo… what a big boy you are...” She giggled dreamily, unable to look up anywhere but at his dick for a moment before meeting his angry gaze and blushing. "I-I just thought I should see your underwear since you get to see mine! B-but you big brute... you're going commando! It's your fault I saw your thing!"

"Oi, where did Viola-sama go?"

"Hmm. Said she was going to the toilet, but it's been a while now..."

Meanwhile in a nearby bathroom, a specific dancer had one hand on her face and one up her dress.

"I-I can see... everything!" Viola moaned. Hand pumping faster and faster inside her throbbing pussy. Her Glare Glare fruit abilities letting her see not only all of Dressrosa, but under the first level of clothes of all of Dressrosa as well. "A-And nobody knows ~ah~ thing! This is soo gooood~"

Galdino grumbled through the tent he'd called home for two years now. With rumblings of certain pirates on the move he was starting to have second doubts about the person he chose to follow. "Buggy's luck is seriously going to run out at some point. There's no way this won't eventually blow up in his face. sigh Maybe I should get back in contact with the old gang, just as a back-UUUHPPP!"

He slipped through the halls, crashing his ass on the ground and sliding straight into and up a wall. In a disorientated state with legs hanging above him he almost missed a figure approach him.

"Oh dear. I seem to have left a large trail of slip along this path... and look! It's gotten your pants all loose and moist. Let me just take those from you..."

With one smooth motion Alvida whipped the ex-Baroque Member's trousers from his waist with zero friction to hold them back. He only blinked at the sudden forwardness of his crewmate.

"Hmhm, it's ironic that the wax man has these legs with so much manly hair." She teased, tracing a single finger down his legs and making him yelp in surprise.

Galdino jumped up and yanked his pants back from the slippy woman. "Leave me alone Alvida! We're all sick of this! Every new potential crew that he hire has to deal with your perverted bullshit!" He fumed, slamming a leg into his pants. "You keep scaring off potential crew cause they're not 'man enough to handle you'!"

She didn't lose her smile for a second through his yelling. "Maybe I've just been looking in the wrong places for a man to tame me~" She took a big threatening step towards him and made him fall back to the floor in fear. "I've caught a man in my trap, so do you think you have what it takes wax boy?"

"C-Candle Wall!" He shouted, hands pouring out the white substance with the same strength as steel.

CRASH!

The wax shattered instantly. Chunks falling all around the floor as he stared up in fear.

"Oh, I'm sorry. Was that little thing supposed to hold back Iron Mace Alvida?" She cackled, yanking his leg out from under him and dragging him away down the hall. "Don't worry, I'll forgive you. But only cause I think I can find some other things for your wax to create!"

As they turned a corner neither of them heard someone else coming down the hall. "What flashy thing did I hear down he-BUGGYYY!" yelped a pile of clown parts now crashing into a wall.

Black Cage Hina had a weird kink.

And with the powers she has, it's not what you'd think.

She mewled in her seat, plan suddenly forming. Having decided to share the masseuse spot on their ship, her two subordinates began to dejectedly leave her office with slumped shoulders.

"You stay." Hina suddenly said with a point, walking over to him.

"M-Me? Hina-chan?"

She nodded and closed the door on Fullbody's confused face. Leaving her with the heart eyed Jango.

"Hina wants to know about your ability."

He raised an eyebrow. "Ability? You mean my hypnosis?"

"Yes. Hina is interested on learning how it works. She thinks it could be useful if properly trained."

With a confused nod Jango unleashed his chakram from his sleeve. It began to rotate in place on the rope in his hand.

"Okay, um. The trick is that people don't stare at the pendulum, but the hole inside of it. The more their mind tells them to look in the hole the more their eyes go deeper and deeper until the brain gets obsessed and venerable to suggestion."

"Show Hina." she demanded.

He gulped. "S-show Hina?"

Angry eyebrows told the hypnotist he shouldn't be questioning this. "Did Hina stutter? If you can hypnotise Hina then perhaps you aren't as useless as you seem." She growled, then dropping to her knees to begin the procedure, much to Jango's surprise. A lovely view down his captain's already very revealing cleavage.

"O-okay. Uhh, on the count of three Hina-chan will fall into a deep trance!"

The Marine Vice Admiral nodded in confirmation. Already intensely staring at the chakram before it even began moving. With a small flick Jango began his usual trick. Smoothly gliding the rope back and forth, slicing the air around it. Beautiful brown eyes swayed back and forth with the pendulum. Just as the man had said, the further she stared at the empty void the further her eyes wanted to dive.

"1, 2, JANGO!"

Hina's mind fell blank. Just how Hina had planned.

For a woman who had the ability to trap men and bondage them as she pleased, her kink was to be trapped herself. To be locked in a cage of her own mind as her men did as they pleased with her. Perhaps it's why she'd hired the strange pirate onto her crew all those years ago.

"Can't believe it was that easy..." She heard Jango say in her last moments of true consciousness. Juice pulsing from her pussy at how easy he was to manipulate.

"Oi, isn't it cold enough in here already?!" yelled a certain warlord of the sea. The falling snow landing in his morning coffee and on the newspaper he was reading. "If you want to practice your devil fruit go do it in the snow outside!"

High above him he heard a purring harpee. "But Law~ if I do it there then I'd miss your cute nipples poking through that shirt of yours~" Monet giggled. Making Trafalgar Law scowl as he slowly put his coat back on.

"Zehahaha! If we can get Ace's devil fruit then this part of the plan will fall quickly into place!" roared Teach in triumph. It had been a long road but his collection of devil fruit users was nearing completion.

The rest of his crew cheered and applauded. He had decided to treat his Titanic Captains to a steam room to celebrate their continued success as Emperors.

Jesus Burgees then shuddered and pushed something away from his crotch.

"STOP IT!" He growled suddenly. Looking a little annoyed as he turned to Blackbeard. "Captain, why did you let Catarina take the invisible fruit? She's been terrorising all the men."

Annoyed at the sudden interruption of the calming heat, Blackbeard frowned. "Catarina! No more peeping on us in the steam room! And stop sniffing all the men's junk! You're making them uncomfortable!"

In the air they heard her voice, "Fine! I'll just sniff they're stinky assholes instead! TATATATATA!"

Blackbeard groaned in anger. Very tempted to get rid of the female nuisance that was slowly edging her way towards his crotch.

"It's open!" called Tashigi. She was in her room polishing her sword collection, not expecting visitors. The only one who ever wanted to approach her was Smoker, yet he'd been somewhat avoiding her today.

Instead, three of her crew entered with big shit eating grins on their faces.

"Hey Vice-Captain!" said the first member of the G5. "Since you're going around in your underwear, the men and I wondered if you wanted us to join you? Out of solidarity 'n all that."

It earned round of cheers from his two comrades. Only to be interrupted by the woman beaming back at them.

"Sounds great!" She chirped, "It really feels nice to be so free, and then I get to see your bod- uh, sounds great!"

The man looked a little shaken, "Oh. Um, wasn't expecting that, but yeah! We can do that right boys!"

Their cheer was a little less certain this time, but they all complied and began taking off their marine uniforms down to their underwear. Tashigi spotted a hole in one of the pairs of marine briefs as she inspected the men from afar. He blushingly covered it making the glasses wearing girl to shift targets until all three were awkwardly holding their genitals.

"Actually I was also thinking. Though I am the Vice Captain, I am also the ship's weapons expert. And as such I should have a full inventory on the men's weapons!" She beamed in excitement at the idea. The three just seemed confused with a bit of concern.

"Er, o-our swords?"

"Yeah! You know. Lower swords." She gestured downwards to the thing they were all holding.

"Eh?!"

"It'd be important to have it on record. Every tool you use be it on the battlefield or in the bedroom must have proper maintenance." She explained, walking slowly around the desk to the men who were now backing slowly away. "What if your face gets burned and we need to identify you? What if you're not properly maintaining yourselves and meet a nice fair maiden you want to settle down with? What if the Marines enact a breeding protocol?" Tashigi continued, the men now huddled into the corner. A shine in her glasses hiding the pure intent in her eyes. "That's right, this won't do at all. I'll need to perform regular check-ups to ensure you guys are taking your penises seriously!"

An emperor drank alone on his throne. It was currently the best part of his day, when no one was bothering him.

Knock Knock Knock

"U-um, Kaidou-san?" squeaked a subordinate.

He dreaded the sound of that knock. Interrupting his peaceful drinking and messing with his buzz.

"What. Now."

"It's the, um, reports on your crew. They're beginning to multiply..."

The draconic man just waved him off. "Leave me and get the Flying Six to deal with it."

"T-that's the problem sir, it's reports against them too." The small man whimpered into his paper. "Black Maria has tied up Who's Who and Sasaki in order to 'play' with them. Ulti hasn't stopped chasing Page One around the capital since the morning. And your son claims they've decided to take the lessons of Oden to heart and began collecting a harem for themselves, wanting to overthrow your crew in a... sexual way rather than through ****. Not to mention the absolute mess that the numbers and the gifters houses are with orgies..."

Kaidou just sighed. Another day with this shit...

"U-um, Kaidou-san? W-where are you going?" asked the small annoyance. The giant slowly lumbering over to his nearby launchpad.

"Be right back. Gonna go kill myself."

With a click of Hancock's fingers Salome swiped his tail underneath Luffy, sending him collapsing to the bed. He yelped out in surprise from the attack and then again when Hancock slammed her hands onto his shoulders to keep him there.

"Luffy... the sight of you like this, I can't wait anymore. I've been waiting for so long. You tease me and you tease me and it makes me so wet..."

He raised an eyebrow. "You fell in the ocean?"

Luffy's rubber shoulders moulded into Hancock's tight frustrated grip. "N-no beloved... it means I want you-"

"I'm not marrying you." He bluntly replied. "But can we deal with my penis now? It's starting to feel really weird. Do we need to massage it more?"

Hancock looked back to the throbbing skyward erection. Ran lubing up her hands with oil in case she was to be called again. Boa had hoped Luffy's instincts would have kicked in when she threw him to the bed, **** for him to ravage her properly, but perhaps there was an order to be played still.

"N-no, this was actually... a bee!"

"Eh?"

She nodded, moving down his body and getting her face near her dream. "A poisonous bee flew onto your cock! I think it stung you! That's why it's swelling like this! I should suc-"

"I didn't feel anything sting me. Besides, I'm immune to poison now thanks to Magellan." the Rubber Boy explained.

Boa growled at the teasing he was putting her through. Surely he knew her intentions, why must he keep it tantalisingly out of reach?

"T-then it must be a Kuja bee! They don't poison, they curse you! A-and if you don't let me suck out the curse then... your penis will fall off!"

"AH! THAT'S BAD!" He gasped. Sitting up and grabbing a blushing Hancock by the arms. "Please! Can one of you two save me?!"

"I-I'll do it!" Ran blurted out before clasping a hand over her mouth.

Boa scowled immensely and hissed at her subordinate. "Massage time is over. Leave."

The girl was nearly in tears. "Hebihime-sama, I'm so sorry it just burst from me before I could stop it. Please allow me to stay, I so wish to see what's about to happen..."

Before Hancock could send Ran away Luffy grabbed the back of her head and bumped his cockhead against the warlords lips. "Come on Hancock! I don't wanna be a penisless pirate king!"

The smell of precum smearing against her upper lip made Hancock forget everything else. Not Ran, not her sisters, not her crew, and not her island. Suddenly all that mattered in the world was Luffy, and sucking him with everything she had.

She spoke in almost a drone like hum. "Yes my love. I'll treat your cock with all my strength."

Boa Hancock swung herself around. She wanted to be able to look her future husband in the eyes as he received his first blowjob, the bed plenty long enough for her to nestle between his legs. Looking down the barrel of his loaded gun made her happier than she could have imagined. Two years of waiting for Luffy and it was finally here. She reached out and kissed his shaft, tasting the man of her dreams for the first time against her tongue. He tasted salty, juicy, and very much like the meat he loved so much. Boa burned this taste into her brain forever, the taste of Monkey D. Luffy.

She swirled her long tongue round and round the head, earning a groan of confused pleasure from the Straw Hat boy. She cleaned his tip properly, spreading his taste around her mouth before rising up to the main event. Letting the head slowly separate her lips as she dove downwards. Keeping a tight suction on her man as he rose through her mouth and into her throat.

Luffy gasped at the warmth he was feeling. It was like just through her mouth Boa had activated Gear 2nd! He felt the blood pumping inside of him, but he wasn't controlling it this time. This curse was no joke.

Ran was currently using her massage techniques to vigorously stroke her pussy. She'd been barred entry from joining them, but she couldn't stop herself from staring with intense hunger at her beautiful queen gobble the man's cock. She couldn't decide who was more attractive; Luffy, with his red panting face, strong sweaty body and humungous throbbing cock. Or her Captain, with her huge dripping ass, swaying melons, and messy gagging lips. Luckily she needn't pick, able to drink from both glasses as she brought herself closer to orgasm with her specially trained hands.

And she wasn't the only one. Ran was the only one close enough to hear the moans of her fellow Kuja, though she hadn't torn her eyes away to confirm it. All probably in the doorway and stroking themselves to the wonderous union of their queen and her future husband. She imagined even Hancock's sisters had given into temptation, no longer able to stand guard from the sounds emanating within.

Hancock gulped a few times to loosen her throat for the encroaching monster. Deeper and deeper he entered her mouth, becoming a true snake princess devouring her prey.

"Woah! You're going deep! Are you sure the bee bit me down there?" Luffy asked after another push into Hancock's mouth.

Ran explained for her busy mistress. "Yes Luffy. The... curse needs to be sucked out from base to tip repeatedly. Otherwise there's a chance the full curse will grow again."

"Oh okay! Thanks Hancock." Said Luffy, giving a big toothy grin to the snake princess and making her heart flutter in excitement. The happiness quickly turned to fear however as he grabbed the back of her head. "But you said you gotta go right to the bottom, yeah?"

He slammed her head down. Not violently, not with malicious intent, just guided his cock straight down the empress' throat. Hancock's nose pressed down on the boys abdomen as her lips tasted his base. The rubber cock was able to bypass her gag reflex somewhat as it had the ability squeeze into tight spaces, though this also meant that Hancock's air tube was completely blocked by dick. Spittle soon covering the man's crotch as she coughed to survive.

"R-remember Luffy, up and down repeatedly." Ran warned when she heard her queen. Luffy nodded in remembrance. Forgetting briefly about the curse instead trying to figure out why Hancock's mouth felt so good. He lifted her head up off his cock until just the tip remained inside. Boa was able to take a big gulp of air, though she refused to take her lips fully off the retreating penis. As soon as he was nearly fully out of her mouth Luffy quickly drove deeper in. Once more sending himself to the back of her throat and enjoying his time there for a few seconds before repeating the process. Soon building a slow but steady rhythm of thrusts.

Boa couldn't believe how lucky she was. The throbbing pole of her true love... his precious place few had seen... he was shoving it into her. He was using her to get himself off. Not his skanky crew, not her friendly islanders, he'd chosen her.

The Kuja had begun tumbling into the room now. Hands a blur as they watched Luffy dominate their queen with his family jewel. The smell of pleasure growing to intense levels as arousal spiked between them all.

Her own hands becoming too much for her, Ran had entered a fugue state. Her eyes unfocused, body now reacting on pure desire as it drifted towards the heavenly scent of her mistress. Hancock gaggedly yelped at the sensation of face suddenly mashing into her ass, deeply sniffing her juices before beginning to collect them lick by lick. Using her massaging techniques on both her queen's thighs and clit to stimulate her nerves to the fullest. Hancock choked down another inch of Luffy's cock, unable to bat away the seduced woman at her rear nor stop the sounds of moaning pouring from her mouth.

Boa Hancock truly felt worshipped. Luffy's instincts activating to thrust himself into her mouth again and again, Ran slurping up her folds with unashamed abandon. She could only ride this ride for all it was worth, happily suckling down the meat of her new lover.

"Hancock!" Luffy huffed. "I think I feel the curse coming out!"

The warlords eyes bulged, realising what that meant through context. She dove as deep as she could and wrapped her arms around his waist to make sure he daren't leave her mouth. Sucking with her lips as hard as she could to try and draw out his oncoming climax, knowing she wouldn't be far behind him in the capable hands of her masseuse.

Luffy had no idea what was happening, but a very odd part of him wanted to be stung by the bee again. Hancock's mouth was so fun and now the curse leaving his penis felt really weird, but he didn't hate it at all. "H-HERE IT CCCOMMESSS!!!!" He screamed out, hoping that nothing would be left inside him after Hancock sucked him so bravely.

White seed cascaded into the warlords mouth. Swallowing as quickly as she could to guide the oncoming tsunami into her stomach, but it wasn't enough for the unexperienced queen. The penis filling her throat before retreating to her mouth and filling that as well. Her cheeks bulged with cum but she held on, the cock stretching out before finally popping from her mouth and spraying her body as well. Hancock had climaxed instantly, the tastes and sensations all becoming way too much for her.

Ran quickly rotated around after helping her queen achieve orgasm to catch her first taste of semen as well. Not that she had to worry, years of being backed up meant that Luffy's first ever orgasm was long and hard. Ran also began massaging Hancock's throat. Advising her how to swallow the incredibly thick syrup that flooded her mouth safely without ****. Once she was done and Boa was safe, Luffy still hadn't finished. Shaking on the bed with new found feelings and a confused expression as his deflating cock finally relented.

The three sat there panting. Covered in Luffy's hot semen flow that was dripping off of them. The sounds of masturbating Kuja the only other sound to be heard by them.

"I-Is the curse out?"

Sanji was having an awful time.

Author's note I hopefully won't make too many of: I mostly just made the normality 'girls are now the perverts' a blanket change rather than trying to figure out who beats who on a pervert scale per crew, just that smidge easier while still fun.

Anyway, even with the 16(ish) sexy scenes I'm sure someone's wondering about a specific character who's missing: they either didn't fall under the normality rules (like Vivi), I couldn't think of anything interesting with them right now (Filler Characters), or I'm saving them for later (Reiju).

The gist of the rules for now is: it only affects crews. So anyone in a preestablished crew (Beast Pirates, Buggy Pirates, The Marines, Etc) or a group of people currently travelling together on a ship (The Straw Hats). That means Vivi, Shirahoshi, Nojiko, etc. don't fall into either of these so they'll only be affected when they get on a boat.

Also I may even come back to this chapter later when more characters from future islands get revealed but that's ages away.

And finally, for the record, I don't hate Sanji. Poor boy was just born under an unlucky star.