Midna, The Twilight Nudist, Makes A Bargain...

Midna shivered, really feeling the approach of night now. It brought darkness, but she knew darkness was not enough alone to cover her state. It would be foolish to believe so.
Especially with the kind of company that darkness could bring. Her exposed toes stretched and buried in the grass and dirt as if they could hide, her every muscle tensing back against the tree from thigh to shoulder (all bare) as if she could wrap herself inside it. She felt humiliated by her exposure; and equally mortified by the way it made her want to run and hide. Naturally, being a pretty emotionally explosive individual, Midna got angry.

"Oh, I'm sure you'd all like that! People of the Light, gaze upon your Lady Of The Shadows....stripped bare! Ugh!"

She stomped her bare foot as if it made a point, then recoiled with both arms clutching her breasts as they shook.

Zelda, or "Sheik" made a thoughtful tut. "I know your trust is....fragile. This isn't that world, Midna. Ours will be good to you, even in this....state you find yourself in."

Midna quieted, thoughtful. "My natural state.....is that what you would call it? It doesn't feel natural at all. I'm so.....it's just-" Midna looked up, steely. The crickets began to sound in the clearing where they stood. She shivered again. One cradling arm took over both breasts so she could rub her skin a little, trying to stay warm. She lowered her gaze, down her taut belly, then looked at Zelda's garb from boot back up to the slit where her determined eyes were visible.

"You're.....meaning to be hospitable? Right? Then make me comfortable. You know what to do."

Midna stared. Zelda coughed. She couldn't see a blush so she couldn't be sure it was working. She made it more obvious.

"As a foreign royalty feeling VERY out of depth and QUITE insulted by my current STATE......I'm asking you to EVEN the odds!"

Midna lowered her voice. "Strip."

Then with a small amount of difficulty, a little honey in her ploy. "P-please. If you would."