Play counsellor.

You, Thomas, Eva, and Delphi fall to the ground as the impact of the leap comes abruptly. You're still in a field, but this one looks familiar. It's the same place you met Feli, the Mother of Catfolk, though you grown as you try to regain your bearings while laying on your back. You glance up, and almost get a look up Lepo's loincloth, but she begins walking towards the redwood tree ahead.

Feli gasps. She turns quickly, straightens her one article of clothing, fixes her hair, and tries to remain calm.

"It's been a long time," Lepo says. "Many, many years. Yet you still look exactly how I remember you. It's humiliating how it's taken the meddling of mortals, most not even our own children, to bring us together again. But I believe we owe it to all the bunnyfolk and catfolk out there to speak at least one more time."

"I agree." Feli glances away nervously. "Though I've hardly spoken to a soul since the day we left the material world."

"... So what did you want to tell me?"

"... You go first."

Oh for god's sake. You're ancient gods. Can't you have a conversation?

As your party makes their way over, the two are already starting to argue.

"Yeah? Well, why didn't you come visit me?" Lepo shouts.

"I'm not the one that can teleport!" Feli responds.

The two huff and cross their arms--pink across both their faces.

What's the plan here? We need to be careful. Either one of these girls could probably wipe us out if we made them angry enough. And if they haven't spoken for centuries or whatever, it's bound to be awkward. It's so painfully obvious they like each other though. Who thought the closest beings I'd meet to deities would also be the ultimate tsunderes?

Delphi flutters between them and plants her hands on her hips. "Are you serious? I'm a little pixie, and even I have more confidence than you two. Just fuck already! That's what you both want. That's what we want. Everyone wants that. You can bicker for another hundred years or you can just tear those little loin cloths off and hump like bunnies... or like... Well, you get it."

They both turn in shock.

"How dare you!" Feli shouts.

"That's so crass. Do you know who you're speaking with?" Lepo asks.

"Of course I do," Delphi replies. "Two horny girls with beating hearts that want to love each other. Come on. Both of you touch yourselves to a picture of the other. I'm no expert on true feelings, but even I can tell you love each other. It isn't just lust. You want to hold each other's hands and shit."

"Wow. You know more than lust?" you ask.

"I have a maiden's heart like any other, thank you very much."

Eva smiles and steps forward. "You can take it slow... Maybe it doesn't work out, but you need to try. I can see it in your eyes, and I don't even have Kitty Sense. You want to sit by the creak together. Comb each other's hair. Snuggle up under the sun. Sleep beneath the tree. You can spend the rest of your lives in a domain of your own creation with just one another, and that sounds... Well, I'd love to do that with the one I love!"

Now with a face glowing red, Feli looks to Eva with anxious eyes. "I understand, but it's not that--"

Then suddenly, Lepo grabs her hand.

The two turn to each other. Time passes by. They remain silent, but they never let go.

"Your Kitty Sense doesn't work on me," Lepo whispers.

Feli smiles. "No, but it feels like it does... Lepo, I'm so sorry. I could have sought you out one way or another yet I never did. I thought you hated me."

"And I thought you hated me as well." She takes her other hand next. "I've been an idiot."

"So have I."

Tension is growing. It's getting warmer. The two stare into each other's eyes. Then after a sharp breath, Feli pushes forward, and Lepo does a moment after. Their lips touch, and they let out soft, happy moans as they embrace one another. With hands around their backs, they squeeze each other tight as their lips dance under shade of the redwood tree--afternoon sun blazing down from the clear blue sky.

Eva smiles wide. "Yay!" She giggles and then grabs your arm. "Isn't that sweet?"

"All they needed was a push," Delphi says.

Tom keeps over your shoulder. "This is... surreal. We're really watching two goddesses make-out."

When they finally release each other, Feli whispers something to her companion.

You turn to Eva with a raised brow, wondering if she can hear, though she replies with a shrug.

Feli looks back to you. "Thank you... I'm not certain how to express my gratitude. Lepo feels the same way I assure you. But the least I can do is provide you with the treasure I promised. Kyle. Would you please come with us back to Lepo's domain? We need assistance retrieving her belongings. Then you can take anything of value that we can offer. How does that sound?"

"Sounds great to me!" you say. "I'm glad you're happy now. And we'll use that treasure to help feed and clothe our people."

Lepo giggles. "Wonderful. Please, come here once again. We'll Bunny Hop back. The rest of you, just rest. Hopefully we won't be too long, but if we are, at least you'll be safe here."