"Ugh...What the hell?" you groaned, waking up to the sound of your cellphone ringing, having previously thought that the ring-tone sounded cool, but now no longer - not now that your head was literally spinning and you still had the unmistakable taste of **** in your mouth. It wasn't exactly the ideal way to be awoken, nor was it something that happened to you a lot (not usually getting much of an opportunity to drink) and it took you a moment or two of lying there, still with your face pressed against the pillow to actually remember what had gone on last night.
"Holy fuck!" you said, jerking your head up as the memories suddenly came flooding back and you began to recall, not only the ridiculous amount of margaritas you'd drunk, but also what had happened after...with Randall in that sexy teddy...
Looking to your right, you saw none other than Miss. Card's laying next to you, sound asleep with her long dark hair splayed out all over the pillow and a thin red, lacy strap just visible hanging off one shoulder. "No fucking way! It was real!" you gasped, quickly throwing your hands over your mouth in fear of waking her up...or rather him up - aware that it was not in fact your gorgeous history teacher laying there, but your best friend who was now inhabiting her body. You'd had sex with Randall! You'd had sex with your best friend while he was inside Miss. Card's body! You felt simultaneously mortified, excited, repulsed, aroused, confused, ashamed and just down right blown away by this. You were a virgin last night and had awoken a man, a man who'd had sex with what was essentially his fantasy woman...only she was really a dude inside! God, it was weird.
As the various hazy images and feelings of Randall riding that dildo, showing you Miss. Card's naked body on the couch, plunging your penis inside her and eating her out came flooding back to you, practically overwhelming your currently rather fragile brain, you realized that your cell phone was still ringing from somewhere below and not wanting Randall to wake up before you'd had proper time to compose yourself and figure out how the two of you were ever going to go back to normal after this momentous event, you quickly dug around inside your jeans (that were laying discarded on the floor), pulled out your cell and looked to see who was calling. Shit, it was Allison. This was all you needed right now, your girlfriend calling you after you'd just woken up to find yourself in bed with both another woman and your best friend, feeling incredibly guilty and panicked as you looked at her picture flashing up on the screen as the phone continued to ring.
You considered for a moment not answering, not sure what you were going to say to her either, having never even considered cheating on her with someone else before - and especially not with Randall. You quickly realized though that this perhaps wouldn't be such a good idea, figuring that she'd be wondering why you weren't answering and maybe start drawing conclusions of her own. No, it was best just to play it straight and pretend like everything was normal. There really was no need for her to ever find out about this.
"Hey! What took you so long to answer? Don't tell me you guys were still in bed?" Allison's voice asked through the phone, after you'd finally taken the plunge and answered.
"In bed? What?...No, uh, no. I slept on the couch. Randall was in bed," you told her, nervously babbling a bit before realizing your mistake and quickly correcting yourself. "That is, I uh, mean...yeah. We kind of had a late night. There was this crappy movie on we both wanted to watch...and uh, seeing as there's no parents around, we thought we'd have a lie in for once."
"I kind of figured as much," she responded, thankfully buying this as she let out a disapproving little sigh. "Some responsible adult Rand...I mean Laura is going to turn out to be! If she can't even get out of bed in the morning how the hell is she supposed to teach history to a classroom full of high schoolers?"
While this was very true and not something you and Randall had really discussed, your mind was still on other things and you were barely even really listening to her as your eyes wandered over again towards his peacefully sleeping face - Miss. Card looking so damn sexy, even first thing in the morning. "Yeah. I guess it's gonna take him a little while to get used to all that," you told her, trying to get the conversation back on track to the reason she'd called you in the first place (wanting rid of her as soon as humanly possible), "Anyway, what's uh, what's up? Why the early morning phone call?"
"Early morning? It's nearly lunch time, Tim. And I'm calling you cause your mom's on her way to pick me up in about a half hour. She's heading over to Miss. Card's place and I guess she wants me to distract you while the two of them finish their 'feminine training'."
Though you were only half listening, this immediately got your attention as you pulled your gaze from Randall's face again and practically squealed down the phone,"She's coming over in half an hour?!"
"Yeah. I thought I'd give you a little warning so that you could maybe clean the place up a little and get Randall ready. I can just imagine the state of her apartment with you two slobs looking after it."
If you hadn't been panicked enough as it was, it had suddenly doubled, having never before found yourself in such a awkward position. Here you were, stark naked and in bed with your best friend, who now just so happened to be your 26 year old history teacher, after having sex with him, while on the phone to your girlfriend, with both her and your mother heading over to see you within the next half hour! It was like a ridiculous plot from a movie or something - surely this couldn't seriously be happening to you!
Cutting your girlfriend off as she continued idly chatting away about everything your mom had said on the phone - needing not only to get yourself cleaned up, hide all evidence of last nights boozing and sexual escapades, but to wake up Randall also and try and come to terms with what the two of you had done - you told her, "Uh, yeah, th-thanks, Allison. Good thinking. I'll uh, I'll definitely get to that right now..."
"Good, and it'll be nice to spend some time just the two of us again. I know you wanted to make sure he was okay in his new apartment and everything, but since the accident we haven't really gotten to spend much time together either."
"I know, and I'm...I'm sorry," you said, feeling all the more guilty (if that were at all possible), really liking Allison very much and having no desire to either cheat on her or hurt her. "Anyway, I really better go now...you know, get Randall up and stuff. See you in a bit."
Saying her goodbye, sounding a little put off by your rushing to get her off the phone as she did, you then chucked your cell back onto your jeans and dropped your head into your hands. "Shit! This is not good! This is definitely not good!"
"What's not good?" you heard a very familiar feminine voice suddenly say beside you, and spinning around you saw Miss. Card's beautiful, still half asleep looking face blinking slightly as she pushed herself up on the bed, exposing her magnificent naked breasts that were hanging out of the front of her teddy. The sight was all together heavenly and you felt your throat go dry and just about all the breath in your body leave as you stared at those two gigantic orbs and incredible pink nipples - the actual reality of seeing them now far surpassing the drunken recollections in your head.
Letting out a loud yawn and rubbing at her eyes while you just sat there frozen, she then asked rather non nonchalant, "Was that Allison?" the motion causing her bust to jiggle rather hypnotically.
Still getting no reply, what with you still being in shock at the fact that Miss. Card was actually sitting there in front of you - dressed like that! - she then looked at you for a moment before breaking into a smirk and waving a hand across your face. "Yo! Earth to Tim? Snap out of it you Doofus!" Randall laughed, his rather crass and familiar tone reminding you who it was you were actually speaking to again."You look like you're about to have a heart attack or something...not that I'd blame you, waking up to this!"
Following his gaze down towards his chest as he cupped each breast and gave them a little jiggle, you felt your penis instantly jump and let out a large gulp. "Dude, I uh...About last night..." you stuttered, trying to look him in the face but finding it too damn hard, not entirely sure what it was you were actually about to say either.
"Yeah, I know. Can you believe it?" Randall smiled, looking a heck of a lot less stressed than you currently were - in fact appearing rather laid back about the whole affair. "It was pretty wild huh? Who thought our day would end like that...or that we'd end up losing our virginity to each other?"
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