Hold on

Determined to prove them wrong, you hold on. As soon as they let you out of this thing you’ll find a toilet.

By the time the vehicle finally pulls into a garage and comes to a stop you are desperately close to losing the battle with your bladder. Amanda gets out of her seat and comes around to the back to unclip your buckle. She picks you up and wraps you up in the blanket to carry you inside.

“I’ll get the doctor to take a look at him.” Amanda tells Peter. “Could you find a social worker and get them up to speed?”

“No problem.” Peter heads off in a different direction.

You pass many other giants until Amanda stops and knocks on an enormous door.

“Come in?” A woman’s voice answers.

“Hello, Dr Anagonye.” Amanda greets the woman as she opens the door. “Peter and I found this little guy all alone out in the middle of nowhere. Could you please give him a checkup to make sure there’s no problems we need to know about. I think his name is Robert.”

“Okay. Put him on the bed.” The doctor says. “I’ll look him over.”

Amanda unwraps you and places you on the bed as instructed.

“Could I use the toilet before we do this?” You ask. “I really need to pee.”

“He keeps saying things like that.” Amanda says. “I thought it was just a silly game but now I’m getting worried that there might be something wrong.”

“Let’s have a look at you.” Dr Anagonye says, clearly not taking your request seriously. She pokes and prods your naked flesh all over. Halfway through this, you finally lose control and flood your diaper. She doesn’t react at all to the humiliating display. Finally, She runs some sort of scanner over you and tells Amanda “I don’t think there’s any reason to be concerned. He looks perfectly healthy. The scan says that he’s about 400 years old. It’s a bit unusual for parents to keep their children in the infant stage that long but it’s not unheard of.”

“400?” You laugh at the absurdity. “I’m 30.”

“I see what you mean.” The doctor says to Amanda. “The only way someone could accumulate that level of cell degradation in 30 years is if they had no access to modern medicine. There was nothing physically wrong with his brain but it might be a good idea to bring in a psychologist.”