Marcus?

Fred briefed his allies on plans to invade Valenhelm.

"So the plan is we just charge in and kick Ruliron Stormlock in the balls"

"Listen, Vader, the elves are not stupid" said Alice, "they will see this coming"

"Yeah, I'm just messing with you" said Fred, "we have two dragons who can breath fire on everything. They'll have to surrender"

Tarena came in.

"Vader, Marcus has arrived with a message" she said.

"Did Taria come with him?" asked Fred.

"No, I'm as surprised as you" said Tarena, "she also had a collection of elves with her"

"Okay, this is strange" said Fred.

Marcus came into the room with several elves, wearing golden armour.

"Okay, Marcus, what is with the elves?"

"Oh, well, sir, you're... er... I think there has been a... misunderstanding. I'm Mark"

"From Earth?"

Mark disrobed, showing his penis. It was small.

"Dude, unless you can turn into a girl, I don't wanna see that" said Fred.

"I'm sorry" said Mark, putting his clothes back on, "Marcia ordering me to do this to prove I'm not Marcus"

"Which one?" asked Fred, "I know the Marcia of Earth is in Arizelle"

"Both"

Damn, Marcia Williams was working with Marcia Stormlock.

"Marcia asks for your surrender"

"Fuck that" said Fred.

"Er... guards, please kill King Vader if thats alright with you" said Mark.

However the elven knights proved to be no match against Daenerys and Mordred. They both tried to keep a score how many elves they killed. Unfortunately, Mordred accused Daenerys of cheating, saying that a kill she made didn't count because Mordred was about to kill him.

Only Mark himself was left alive.

"What should we do with him?" asked Mordred.

"Honestly, he's no real threat" said Fred, "there's just something really pathetic about him that makes me feel kinda sorry for him and not want to be too harsh. Just lock him in the dungeon. Maybe he can be convinced to be a body double for Marcus"