Lauren’s lower half critiqued

“It looks like Lauren’s butt has swallowed the back of the bikini,” one classmate remarked.

“Her butt looks like a hippo with cellulite,” another classmate said.

“Her butt seems rather pink... it looks like she’s been spanked!” Someone else added.

Miss Goldinga smiled and laughed. “Very good observations it does seem that most of the weight has gone to Lauren’s hips which has caused this unfortunate fat pear shape or as some might say, hippo. Is there anything else?”

“It looks like her pussy lips are swallowing the front half!” A student said as Lauren was now facing them. “And it looks like she has... roast beef curtains! I don’t see a single pubic hair.”

“Very good and there doesn’t seem to be stubble either. Perhaps a sign that there never was any pubic hair to begin with or the use of hair removal cream,” Miss Goldinga said.

Lauren gasped at the comments being said, absolutely humiliated, but surely there was nothing more they could critique now... right?