Exactly what you hoped for: New RJDs

You try to read your scanner, but Field Reporter Darya Lee just won't let you.

She's asked you something like three or four intro questions now, but she can't seem to get your attention long enough for a whole interview. You just fucked Tiffany Oliphander, Sara de la Nuit, and Alexandra Mendez, live on camera, but that's not enough for Darya Lee's show apparently. You pull up your scanner to check for any new RJDs, but Darya won't shut up.

"Mr. Doe, do you mean to tell me that you just finished up Inspecting three women, all in a row, and now instead of going to lunch or heading home for a shower, you're going to continue performing Inspections?"

"You wanna go next?"

She doesn't even blink, but faces the camera, "Folks you heard it here, Body Inspector John Doe is a tireless Civil Servant." She lands her big blue eyes on your chest this time, looking all the way down and then back up your body to your own eyes, which are checking her out much the same, and she adds, "do you think you have time to Inspect this humble Field Reporter, Mr. Doe?"

You must have heard wrong. Darya Lee is way too hot to be asking you to fuck her. Definitely not happening on live TV. Felicity looks pissed. Darya cracks a smile, still waiting for your response.

"Well, Miss Lee, I'd be happy to give you an Inspection, and I'm sure you'd pass with high marks, but it doesn't work that way. If you were a lower CN like the young Miss Tanner or Miss Cahill here," the teens at CN4 and CN2 are the two lowest of the group. "I could perform several kinds of Inspections as part of my regular duties, but an esteemed CN10 like yourself..." you don't know what to say. What's more, Felicity has been smiling and sipping her coffee, dropping little kisses on your cheeks and caressing your arms in between your Inspections, and now she's side-eyeing the Reporter suspiciously, obviously upset at the thought of you two flirting.

You have a moment, though, since Darya Lee is addressing her home audience again, so you pull your scanner back up. You begin to read your new RJDs, but you're interrupted once more.

A young woman in jeans and a tank top leaps from the crowd and hollers "Inspect theeeeeeese!" and she pulls her tank top up to her collarbone and shakes her tits at you. Another woman practically falls out of the small throng of people, shouting something about Inspecting some babies into her. Darya Lee seizes the moment, her clear enunciation and strongly projecting voice cut through the din and chaos of the cafe and she asks you, "How does it feel to have so many people in your District ready to help you do your job, Body Inspector?"

You just stare at her. "It feels great, but I don't need any help right now, I need to read my scanner."

Darya Lee puts her arm around your shoulder and turns you both toward the camera. "There it is folks, your District Body Inspector is a busy man. Even in the middle of an exclusive interview with Channel A53's Field Reporter Darya Lee, his first thought is to check RJDs for more work! We'll have more of this developing story for you after the break." She smiles for three weird seconds and then both Darya and the camera girl relax. Darya lowers the mic. "You're gonna be famous, John. You and me both." She pulls you close.

You ignore everyone, and look at your scanner.

Rotating Job Duties (RJDs):
1) The Body Inspector General (BIG) will Inspect any Volunteer Inspectees. (0/3)
2) The BIG will Remotely Inspect any Citizen's body where the Inspectee's CN is no more than the Inspector's plus 1. (0/2)

At first it seems perfect, it's like Darya Lee and the crazies from the crowd just wrote your first RJD for you, but then when you think about it some more, it doesn't make much sense. Can't you already fuck a willing partner? Without Inspecting them? That must be it though, these are Duties, not just things you get to do.

You're already guessing what Remote Inspect might mean, but you check the last section just to confirm.

Terms:
Inspect: Visually and/or physically examine, to any degree necessary, without endangering the Inspectee
Briefly Inspect: Inspect for no more than 1 minute, without penetration
Privately Inspect: Inspect in the presence of no one other than the Inspector and Inspectee
Respectfully Inspect: Inspect Briefly, without requiring the removal of any clothing
Remotely Inspect: Inspect without physical contact
Volunteer Inspectee: Any Citizen who requests Inspection from an Inspector

Would Darya Lee wanna fuck you if you weren't the Body Inspector? Those crazies in the crowd wouldn't. Who cares anyway? You've been dreaming of something like Inspecting Darya Lee's voluptuous curves ever since the first time you saw her on A53 Morning News at that Cave Sharks game, must have been a few years ago. The other weird RJDs might be fun later, but you don't need to overthink this one.

You look up from your scanner and find the camera girl thrusting her fingers at you in a countdown, Darya Lee's arm still wrapped around your shoulders and pulling you close against her, her mic poised and ready. The break is over.

"Thanks Jacklyn, I'm here on location with Mr. John Doe, our new District Body Inspe..." You were about to interrupt her to begin the Inspection, but did you hear her say Jacklyn?

"Wait, Darya, is that Jacklyn Holmes, the new reporter from B16's Morning Minutes?"

Felicity turns on the viewscreen and you see the slender, pretty brunette Jacklyn Holmes at the anchor's desk. "Haha, yes that's right Inspector Doe I'm here live on A53 nowdays, and really loving my new job."

You quickly scan her through the viewscreen.

Name Jacklyn Holmes
CitizenNumber 9
Measurements 30B, 26, 30
SocialJob News Anchor

You look up from your scanner and explain to Jacklyn Holmes that you are also loving your new job, and that it's time for another Inspection.

With your RJDs, you can Inspect any three Volunteers. The first will be Field Reporter Darya Lee, then you're hoping Felicity...there's still a third after those two.
You're a CN 8 and studio Anchor Jacklyn Holmes is CN 9, so you can Remotely Inspect her, on live viewscreen broadcast.