Lauren in math

"So Lauren, I see you've learned nothing in my class." Mr. Stokes shook his head. "Apparently, you never even learned basic arithmetic."

"Well there's more to life than math!" Lauren said defiantly, crossing her arms in a pouting gesture.

"Well yes, but apparently for you that involves wedging a tiny bikini up your backside and swaggering around." Mr. Stokes responded in annoyance. Lauren fumed angrily as the class snickered.

"Now, if your done showing off how little clothes you're wearing and how little you pay attention in class, please be seated." Mr. Stokes said. Lauren walked angrily through the class, ears burning as everyone stared and snickered at her. She flopped angrily in her chair. This was just the first class. It was going to be a loong day!