Signs up for the bikini contest

Lauren smiled. A way to clear her credit card debt, upstage a bunch of blonde bimbos and show off in the process? It was like fate had handed her this opportunity! None of these ladies had 300 dollar bikinis like hers, or her beauty! Smiling, she sauntered over to the stage. Lauren ignored the line of women signing up and marched straight to the front. The other women grumbled angrily as Lauren cut ahead of them.

"I want to sign up for the bikini contest!" Lauren said. The man with a clipboard looked up in confusion as Lauren hopped the line.

"Uh, the line starts there." He gestured.

"I don't' care." Lauren said said bluntly. "My name is Lauren Adkins. Put me on your list and tell me when it's time to show these losers up!"

Lauren, on top of her other issues, was VERY competitive. The other women in the contest gasped at her unsportsmanlike like attitude.

"Alright, Lauren Adkins." The man wrote down her name. "Just so you know, we'll be broadcasting live, and we're expecting quite a crowd."

"Good, they can see me win!" Lauren said smugly, spinning on her platform sandal and sauntering away. The man watched her hourglass figure. Man, she might win with a body like that, he thought as he leered.