Marcus is upset over the whole getting thing

At the inn, Marcus was crying in Taria's arms, having been **** by an elf.

"Okay, now that you can't use the Sword of Light anyway, can we have sex now?" asked Fred.

"Vader! She's been through a traumatic experience" said Taria, "on top of the trauma from being **** by his family"

"Vader, if you try to stick your dick in me, I'll tear it off" said Marcus, "like I did with my uncle"

"Can't we get a white mage to heal Marcus' hymen?" asked Daenerys.

"Oh yeah, that would work" said Fred, "don't forgot that the gender swap is what made Marcus a virgin in the first place. If the hymen is healed, she should be able to use the Sword of Light. But the mage here isn't able to heal it anymore than she could Taria's eye. But once we get back to Camelot, we'll see if Melody can do anything about it"

"Listen, Vader, without my ability to use the Sword of Light, I'm gonna be useless in the final round" said Marcus, "its just you, Daenerys and Tarena"

"There's something else" said Alice, "Vader, I'm pregnant and you're the father"

"Whatever" said Fred, "I'm gonna go fuck Tarena up the ass"

"Did you not hear what I just said?"

"Yeah, I'm gonna be a father. But I'm 19 years old and don't feel ready for all that responsibly crap so you can do most of the raising"