While relaxing

Miriam was relaxing at home, flipping through TV channels while eating some leftover banana bread she made, quietly gazing out a nearby window where a husband and wife next door were making out on their couch.

"Heh, they're so lucky." Miriam chuckled mirthlessly. "That hubby probably doesn't have a mistress, as far as I know. And the wife doesn't resort to walking around naked out of boredom. Oh, to be young and carefree again."

Suddenly, the world around Miriam began getting fuzzy. "Wait, what's happening?" she asked herself. "What was I drinking recently?"

Just then, the wife next door ceased her and her husband's embrace and gazed at Miriam before walking towards her as the world started turning white. "Miriam George, I can see you're troubled." the wife declared. "Allow me to help you."

"Help me?" Miriam asked. "Who are you and why do you know my name? You been stalking me or something?"

"In a way, yes." the wife said, allowing her form to dissolve into that of a mass of light in the shape of a nude woman. "Greetings Miriam, I am Natuurum. I've been watching you since your divorce. I know you love exposing your body around your house when your young aren't at home, but I believe they deserve to know the real you."

"What is this, some kind of cult?" Miriam asked. "Look, I've had enough Jehovah's Witnesses knocking at my door to know where this is going. Buncha freaks."

"Oh, don't be so rude my dear." Natuurum put her hands on Miriam's shoulders, causing the T-Shirt she was wearing to be pulled off with vines and revealing that she wasn't covering her boobs with a bra. "I see you might've been expecting me."

"What, no!" Miriam panicked. "It just pays to waste less time stripping!"

"Well, what if I told you that you soon won't need to waste time at all?" Natuurum offered. "Come, realize your destiny with me."

"You sure this won't screw me over in the long run?" Miriam asked, unaware that more vines were taking away the rest of her clothes.

"Oh no my dear, you'll soon realize that this shall be the greatest day of your life." Natuurum declared as she gave the mother a kiss. "Now go, and renew your life. Seek others to join my cause."

Mirim slowly opened her eyes as she laid napping on the couch. "Oh God, what a weird dream." she muttered. "That Natuurum was a real weirdo. What a hippie."As Miriam slowly got up, she was slow to realize that something was missing. "Wait, what the-"

"Mom?" she heard one of her children say.