"Nature Girl"

Naturuum was displeased. You probably don't know who Naturuum is. This was also displeasing.

From the beginning of time, Naturuum had been seeking purpose. A creation here, an inspiration there. And then, suddenly, a bright idea came to her celestial mind.

LIFE! NATURE! What a notion! So, she moved around the cosmos in quick haste seeding worlds in her image. And she committed herself to a very strict code: that her creation should be her first and greatest priority and celebration, and she should inspire that in the minds of the creatures and peoples on every world.

But one world was being particularly.....stubborn.

She liked the humans, she really did. Especially the women. They were one of her proudest creations. So pretty. So....womanly. So powerful, when the call came!

But then humans moved out of the wild, and they made cities. Ick. But she could live with it. And then clothes happened. She was baffled, but she figured it was a phase. They all went through weird phases, these creations of hers. Then they started polluting, and she let out a groan that rocked a nearby galaxy, but not too roughly.

And then....the clothes. It was like an itch in the back of her being. The herself-damned clothes! They wouldn't go away.

When could she gaze upon her pretty little women again?

She decided she had a mission. No more clothes. Not for girls. It was an injustice she could not stand. But oh, the faith in her had grown low. She'd need to find an example, an ambassador in her own image.

And she knew just the person.

She'd been watching for the longest while. This one was a real cutie. It had to work.

So she turned her eyes to Earth and looked very closely at her new champion of nature and glorious nudity.....