The Lady Detectives

Hi everybody, Zewesman here! I bet you are all wondering where I was or if I was dead. Well, about that...Turns out a family member of mine died recently and that loss hit me hard and I lost all motivation to write. And then I had to plan a funeral/plan a burial/take care of the estate and that ended up eating up a lot of time. So, between the grieving and the planning I found little time to write or really do anything else I loved to do. Even now I miss that family member each day but I have slowly begun to move on and slowly return to the things I loved to do. I tried to start writing earlier and just couldn't think of anything to write after a certain point. But today something just clicked and I was able to write the vast majority of this chapter tonight. I hope this means an end to my writer's block and I can get back to writing a chapter each week while alternating my two stories. Anyways, I hope you all enjoy!

“The further away from Master’s home we go, the worse it gets,” observed Idena as she watched the outside of the car get worse and worse. She watched the eighth or ninth person outside get robbed, rather violently, in the part of town the two were driving through. She never thought it was like this in the mundane world. She knew it was rough in the Abyss but it seemed like the human world could be just as rough.

“This part of town was always rough, but with the Order gone, the Abyssal criminal elements have really let this place become a den of **** and depravity with the police paid off to not come here. At least the order kept the Abyssal aspects from bribing the police, but that seems to not be the case anymore,” Tanya explained to the harpy as she continued to watch the darkest part of humanity make itself known in the rough streets on the bad side of Springfield.

“Master must come and purify this land of its evils like he did when the Order invaded the kingdom!” decided Idena as she continued to watch the scenery outside the car. Tanya let out a laugh at Idena’s statement.

“It’s not like that, sweetie,” started Tanya. “He can’t just come in here waving his big dick around and start slapping people with it. He’ll start to make enemies, powerful enemies, and he might not survive too long if he angers the wrong people,” Tanya told the harpy.

“What?” asked a confused Idena. “Why would he swing his dick at these people? I’m sure some of the women would probably suck it and fuck him but I doubt any of the men would and I doubt master would even want to fuck men!” objected Idena. This caused Tanya to burst out laughing at the harpy’s clear misunderstanding of what she had meant.

“Oh you sweet precious darling!” Tanya said between fits of laughter. “I didn’t mean he should literally swing his dick at people. That’s called an idiom. It’s basically when you say one thing with certain words that mean something else that has nothing to do with the original words,” explained the ebony **** knight.

“...what?” was all Idena could muster when she heard that.

“Listen...English is weird, ok?” was the best Tanya could say to defend what she said.

“I’ll take your word for it, Tanya,” concluded Idena as the two finally reached their destination.

“This is where your contact is at?” asked Idena as she stared at the giant neon sign that glowed with the words “LIVE GIRLS” with the word “NUDE” blinking underneath it.

“Well, we could go to an information broker, but they charge ridiculous amounts of money for the info they buy from my contact. I say we skip the middleman and go straight to the source. Plus it’ll be a helluva lot cheaper then the information broker,” said Tanya to enlighten her companion.

“I see. That does make sense. As long as this will help master, then I shall go along with it,” Idena said as she and Tanya made their way to the door.

“Of course you would, sweetie. Also, don’t call him ‘master’ while around these people. Just stick with ‘boss’, got it? It’ll make things a whole lot easier,” Tanya told Idena, who nodded in confirmation.

“So...who are we looking for?” the harpy asked her comrade as the two ignored the bevvy of men that immediately flocked towards them and tried to get their attention. The two walked past them while throwing a quick glance at the stripper who was basically fucking multiple magic dildos on stage.

“She tends to be dressed in red and looks like she could work here,” Tanya informed Idena as the two made their way through the strip club, scanning the room to find their target. Idena looked around her and saw the scenes of debauchery as men and women of various races all had a good time with each other. Idena’s heart pinned in pain as she wished to be with her master and do the things she saw happening in front of her, with him in his bed. It was when she was lost in these thoughts when she saw the next dancer take the stage.

“I want to leave...now,” Idena sternly told Tanya, who seemed to ignore the harpy. “Seriously, we have to leave now,” Idena said with a growl in her voice. Annoyed, Tanya turns around to confront the harpy and sees the new dancer on the stage begin her act.

“Can whatever you want wait until after this hottie does her dance?” asked Tanya as she watched this dancer slowly start to move.

“No,” growled Idena, “she’s the reason we need to leave!”

“What? Why?” asked the ebony **** knight, totally entranced by the dancer.

“Just look at her! Why wouldn’t I want to get away from her?!” asserted Idena.

The dancer walked slowly across the stage, her feminine hips swaying to the beat of the music with each step she took. Her long legs, made even longer thanks to the clacking of her heels, seemed to never end. Her hips were quite wide, which was needed to hold up her rather generous behind as well as the rather slim, white furred tail that was sporting out from just above her ass. Her stomach, while not overly thin as many strippers make themselves, had just enough fat on it to give her a healthy looking figure. Her arms matched her legs in length but were very slim and womanly, a perfect match for this dancer. Her heavy chested heaved up and down in a steady pattern thanks to her trained breathing and excellent physical condition. Her large breasts added a whole other level of sultriness to this woman. Her facial features showed a maximum amount of femininity as her lips were covered in a pink lipstick while just the right amount of blush and eyeshadow to make her eyes and cheeks pop. Her long white hair matched that of the one on her tail and also on her clearly cat ears. Once she reached the pole, the catgirl stripper began her routine.

The dancer slowly began to swing around the pole, picking up the pace as she went around. Her loincloth matched her spins as it slowly rode up, showing off her pantyhose clad legs and her teddy covered nether regions. Her tits somehow manage to stay inside the thin strap of cloth that covers them as the catgirl wraps her legs around the poll and spins around, slowly making her way to the ground.

On the ground, the stripper gets on all fours and crawls over to the men and women who are sitting right next to the stage and blows them a kiss before turning around as her tail strokes each one of their faces as she crawls away. Everyone’s eyes are glued onto her gorgeous ass as it sways back and forth while she moves away from them all.

The catgirl made sure to be extra slow and lean very far back as she went to stand up. Her tail slithered between her legs and rubbed her snatch a little bit before flicking back behind her, a slight glistening on the fur. She turned back around, her breasts once again swaying with her movements yet her teddy never releases their large charges from their confines. She once again makes her way towards the audience, her long tongue licking her lips as her eyes dart between each and every patron who is mesmerized by her routine. When she reached the center of the stage, the catgirl did a perfect split, which she held for a few seconds before she started to bounce up and down on an invisible cock. She let out very sensual moans that seemed to arouse anyone who heard the noises that came from her mouth. She continued this for a full two minutes as her bouncing and moaning got louder and louder until it hit a crescendo and the catgirl had a huge orgasm, her screams of pleasure ringing into everyone’s ears as her covered pussy leaked fluids all over the cloth covering it. Members of the audience also let out powerful moans, seemingly having come in unison with the stripper.

From her position on the floor, the stripper was able to go from doing a split to standing up once again. She slowly turned, her ass facing the audience, and walked towards the exit of the stage. She stopped right before going through the exit, turned to the audience and said a single sentence.