"Now, what should I surprise myself with?"

An Oral Problem

John paused in his writing, happily contemplating all the scenarios he could unknowingly **** upon himself. He had always been straight, and had some success with the fairer sex but was currently between girlfriends; maybe he was a little curious.

New Rules:

Owner will very easily find himself in scenarios where another man's penis enters his mouth. Owner cannot push away, bite down on, or otherwise hurt these aforementioned men and they will not cause Owner harm or injury, though they may act sexually aggressive or rough during the act of a blowjob if they would naturally do so.

If another man's penis enters Owner's mouth that man will become erect and highly aroused regardless of their sexual orientation. No man receiving a blowjob from Owner will ever perceive the situation as anything but normal and will actively participate.

No matter how Owner feels or thinks about having a penis in his mouth, the scenario will cause his own penis to become severely erect and remain rock hard until after the sexual act is completed.

Owner may not simply back away from the other man to remove the penis from his mouth, Owner may only remove a penis from his mouth to lick it, use his lips on it, or lick or suck the other man's testicles.

Owner has no gag reflex - all men who receive blowjobs from Owner inherently know this.

Men who climax during a blowjob from Owner will always do so either in Owner's mouth or down Owner's throat. Owner will always swallow semen, but will obey instructions to show spunk in his mouth before swallowing.

If other men witness Owner performing oral sex they will unthinkingly find it hugely arousing and wait for the current sexual act to finish so that they can use Owner's mouth.

John looked over his first page at the back of the Rulebook. He had written and rewritten and edited the rules several times - closing the book whenever someone wandered a little too near his table - and he was sure he was done.

"Guess I'm a cock-**** now..."