Embarrassing stories from mom

Lauren's mother felt growing rage at Lauren's lies. However, she didn't' want to look bad in front of Mark, who she'd been successfully flirting with before. She controlled her rage, trying to think of a more efficient way to put Lauren in her place.

"Anyways, I'm so glad you came." She turned to Mark, ignoring Lauren. "These family reunions are always memorable. A lot of funny events have happened at these."

"Like what?" Mark asked politely, enjoying all this female attention.

"Oh, a few years ago Lauren streaked the party! Not just in a diaper, but butt naked!"

Lauren flushed. Not this story again!

"Really?" Mark asked, smiling down at Lauren who fumed red faced.

"It was adorable!" Lauren's mother commented.

"It wasn't a few years, it was 15 years ago!" Lauren corrected. Her mother ignored her and went on.

"Her aunt Debbie was giving her a bath, but Lauren took off running! You should have seen her, butt naked and sprinting around!"

Both Mark and Lauren's mother laughed as Lauren fumed.

"The funniest part was this little birthmark on Lauren's tushy. It looked just like one state! You know the one I mean Lauren..."

Lauren kept silent, pouting.

"Oh, it would be easier to just show you." Lauren's mother said, moving towards Lauren.