FPC Day 8 - Tiff is right

Tiff is right. The team cannot focus. Your huge boobs are weird, and they are an extra big distraction to anyone on your team who happens to be gay.

It's bad.

"I know," you say.

"We are at a disadvantage. You can't make yourself less distracting, but you are a hell of a player," Tiff tells you sternly. "Bring it out. I don't care if your knockers get in the way. You have to kick ass out there. If you don't, we'll get destroyed. Just demolished," she says.

She's right.

"I'll figure it out," you promise.

"You better," she says.

You know what you have to do. You skip lunch and go to the field with a ball, and as much as your... new body makes it difficult, you run and practice and kick like the old you. It's hard... but you can do it.

Lara joins you, and you take a break, panting.

"What?" you say.

"You are killing every gay girl in this camp," she tells you.

You are running hard, and you must be very bouncy, even with the bra.

At dinner, you try to be honest with the girls.

"I'll do whatever it takes," you say. "We will make it work."

They seem to appreciate that.

"Doesn't matter," you say. "We have to win."

"Let's practice then."

Lara and you are on the same page. You practice hard until dinner time. Some of your team comes to watch. You try to ignore them. You and Lara wear yourselves out.

At dinner, you are tired, but you feel good. It's weird, but... your body is different, but you can still use it. You can play. Lara helped a lot.

Your team is anxious. They know this activity is coming, and the big gymnasium has been closed off from everyone... they are doing something in there.

After you eat, you gather in a classroom with Tiff, who has your practice uniforms from yesterday: the skimpy, sexy ones that you wore for the obstacle course. They're clean... but you know what this means.

"It's a pillow fight," Tiff tells you all.

"A what?" Lara asks, looking bewildered. "Are they bloody serious?"

"Yes," Tiff says, and it looks like she doesn't approve any more than you do. "A pillow fight. One person from each team goes in... so there will be six people on the thing they set up, and you try to knock each other off as quick as you can."

The whole team groans... it's so dumb.

"Here is why we should take it seriously," Tiff says, waving for you to all calm down. "Remember the obstacle course? They recorded all of that. Especially the part where you guys had to fight. That footage is valuable. We can see how the players react to things and find their weaknesses. So the better we do, the more footage Pink Team gets. We get a clip for every one that you knock in. Bonus points for being the last survivor."

The team murmurs thoughtfully. Interesting... if you fight well with pillows, you can gain information that can give you an advantage. That is a good reason to put some effort into the pillow fight.

You change into your practice uniforms, which are... pretty sexy. You, Viti, and Lara all have obvious penis imprints in yours, and busty girls like Ingrid will just look... amazing. Luckily no one on your team has huge boobs, except for you... they strain painfully against your top. You can't breathe, and you are distracting your teammates.

You head for the main gym, finding it all lit up with cameras everywhere. A platform of foam pads is suspended way up high, twenty feet above a giant pit filled with foam blocks. Jeez...

You and your team get ready to fight.

You are up first because you are the captain. Moxxi and Lulu are already doing their commentary thing... music plays and lights flash. Clips of this will be all over the internet.

You take the pillow that a stage hand gives you and get ready. Six little bridges lead to that main platform... so you don't just have to fight, you have to balance just to GET to fight. Ugh...

You go across and do your best. You are worn out from your hard training with Lara, but you still throw yourself into trying to bop them with your staff. You knock one girl off before another gets you... you crash into the foam pit and climb out to watch the rest of your team. You hope that Lara will do well, but she doesn't. Your team gets a few points, but not very many.

It's not good...