Lauren and Katherine fight

"Well, you're shorter!" Lauren shouted, poking Katherine in the chest.

"What? You're definitely shorter!" Katherine barked. Both women tried to rise to their full height, which came up comically short.

Meanwhile, Julia took advantage of their distraction and set up her phone recording on a shelf.

"Well, At least I'm pretty!" Lauren said proudly. "You're covered in ugly freckles!"

"Well... Well you have a double chin!" Katherine shot back, shoving aggressively into Lauren. They were both calling out flaws the other hid desperately with makeup.

"You bitch!" Lauren yelled, throwing herself on Katherine. She grabbed a knot of Katherine's hair and yanked. Katherine yelped and started kicking Lauren in the shin. Julia watched as the naked pair flailed around, bodies flopping wildly. After enjoying the show for a while, Julia spoke up.

"I think the only way to decide this..." Julia said, causing both her charges to look at her curious. "Is with some exact numbers."

She pulled out a tape measure.

"Yeah, measure us!" Lauren said, confident she'd come up better proportioned.

"Fine by me!" Katherine said, angrily feeling the same.