Butterschotch Sneezes, Launching The Weasel

(Originally by Cheese111)

Butterscotch paces nervously in place. The weasel was more of a little irritant in her nose than she liked. There was only one solution, to forcibly evict the sheriff with as much **** as possible. The horse reared back and sneezed loudly. Nearly windows shattered from the volume alone. It had worked though, as amidst the spray of large wads of snot shooting down main street was also a snot-coated Texas. The sheriff flew through the air in a flat arc, rolling and tumbling as she landed in the rough dirt of the street.

Texas tried to move, but the sticky horse snot had her limbs glued to her body. She wanted to free herself from the smelly gunk, but progress was slow and time was not something the weasel had. Something made terrifyingly clear as a large shadow loomed over her.

Roxxie Roo got to see the weasel for the first time since she got into town atop the giant horse. Butterscotch had propelled the sheriff so far that even from her perch atop her steed's shoulders she could catch a glimpse of the goo-caked Texas.

"You're dead, you hear me?! Nobody hurts ma horse and walks away!" She yelled furiously, but the weasel didn't seem to react. The sheriff's eardrums were still ringing after being in the middle of that thunderous sneeze. Roxxie continued shouting threats down to the weasel, but Butterscotch was about to deliver a punishment far worse than anything Roxxie could deliver. The towering horse would make sure Texas was never seen again. She turned around and presented her enormous backside to the weasel. It blocked out the sun as the humongous horse slowly lowered her rear down. Not an easy feat for a horse, but Roxxie had trained her well. The kangaroo bandit held on to her steed's mane as best she could as Butterscotch was about to deliver the final blow to the weasel. The stench of horse ass filled the air as Texas desperately tried to free herself. But against the sheer size of the horse sitting down there was no escape. With a loud boom Butterscotch sat down on Texas, dumping every ounce of mass she had on the doomed sheriff.

The last thing the weasel saw before everything went dark was...