Helped Towards Town Hall

“Listen! I don’t want any trouble,” you say, stretching an arm out in objection, placing it back over your crotch as you awkwardly shuffle to a kneeling position, then not your feet, trying to ignore the three pairs of eyes lock onto the space between your legs. “Believe me, this wasn’t my idea. It’s... a long story,” you explain. “Or at least a weird one,” you add, mostly to yourself. You jolt as you feel a clawed hand mighty graze your hip. “H-Hey!”

The orange wolf had sidled up to you, pawing at your body uncomfortably close to where you currently had your hands. “Just trying to get the sand off you, foxtrot! Hold still!” she says, circling around behind you to grab at your cheeks.

“There’s no sand back there!” you say, thrusting forward away from her fingers, and eliciting a sharp yelp from the duck and a chuckle from the bear.

“Lay off him, Audie,” the bear says to her furred friend. “Look, as much fun as this is, we should probably get you some shorts or something.” Her sleepy eyes twinkle as she scans you up and down once more. “I bet Mable and Sable will lose it when you walk in...”

“Good idea, Paula,” the duck says. You find it a little odd that she’s somehow blushing through her feathers, but decide it isn’t worth questioning it. “And perhaps Mr. Nook or the Mayor can figure out how to get him back wherever he came from.”

“Aw, what’s the rush, Mallary?” Paula asks, “You don’t think it’d be fun to have a new, naked neighbor?”

“The shops are all this way!” Mallary says, ignoring the comment as she turns to lead you in-land.

“Yeah, c’mon!” Audie says, hooking one of her slender arms around yours and pulling you forward, glancing back with a wag of her tail when you shout and readjust your free hand over your dick. Paula brings up the rear, flashing you a toothy grin when you looking back to her for assistance, only to catch her enjoying the view. Your heart jumps every time you pass a house, ready for another lady to run out and join your revealing parade, but every building you pass is dark, curtains drawn. You’re having mixed feelings about apparently washing up at a ghost town until you start hearing the murmurs. As the dewy grass under your feet gives way to paved stone, and you turn the corner past the similarly strangely empty general store, you see the rest of the island’s villagers standing in the plaza in front of the town hall. None had seen you yet, focusing on the figure in front of them. You quickly duck behind the store, pulling your hand free of Audie’s grip as the trio accompanying you continue forward, not having a moment to question you before being spotted by the person you recognized. An important figure in the Animal Crossing series. A fighter from Smash Bros. Someone who had been on the cliff you got launched off of.

“Ah, good! Everyone is here now, so we can begin the announcement.”

Isabelle.