Rock the Bed

Though hungover, Davina once again made breakfast with Rebecca, and sat with her, Stacey and Maria, who Davina was mentally referring to as ‘the girls’.

The day’s first challenge was titled ‘Rock the Bed’, requiring boy-girl teams to rock a king-sized heart-shaped bed whilst sitting or lying atop it; the greater the maximum force put onto the bed, the higher your team in the rankings.

Davina was partnered with Chris, whose bulky firefighter body helped them to win third place, after Charlene (whose rodeo skills came into play) and Trey, and Maria and Jenson (mostly thanks to Maria’s power).

When Davina’s contribution was failing to work, she realised the best option would be to get on all fours to push the bed to and throw with her weight, lowering her upper body to the mattress to gain better leverage and leaving her butt sticking up in an obscene fashion that the male contestants enjoyed greatly, Trey and Patrick making lewd remarks.

In the process of rocking the bed, Davina’s sunglasses hell off her head while she was concentrating and she forgot to put them back on, exposing her eyes to the contestants and figuratively shat herself when her fellow contestants gasped at the sight of her.

Contrary to what Davina believed would be the case, the contestants, especially Stacey, really loved her new eyes and said they suited her, and the warm feeling of acceptance and appreciation made her uncontrollably blush.