Hair Growth Formula

Devin drunkenly stumbled into the autocloset, much to Annie’s simultaneous disgust and enjoyment.

“Don’t throw up in there please, we don’t want you messing up the hardware. God this is like college all over again. Now this one’s an easy one, hold still a sec”.

Mechanical tentacles secured Devin’s shoulders as a metal cap with tubes attached descended upon his head, and micro needles injected a tube-fed solution directly into Devin’s scalp.

With the procedure quickly finished, Devin stumbled into bed, unaware of the metabolic changes taking place within his hair follicles, and when he awoke hungover the next morning, he could have sworn his hair was longer than the previous night.