Oh this is going to be fun!

She gives you an evil grin, "Oh this is going to be fun!" She sets the paper, and you, back on the ground without saying another word. She seemed to be a little less cautious that time...

She casually strolled over to the couch and sat down with her legs crossed and resting on the coffee table. "Alexa, turn on Mr. Sucky Sucky."

Alexa responded with a simple, "Ok."

Mr. Sucky Sucky? You think to yourself. The fuck is she-?

*VRRRRRRRRRRRR*

Your question gets cut off by the sudden sound of her Roomba firing up on the other side of the living room. "OH FUCK!" You yell as the now sinister device starts rolling off of it's charging dock and begins gliding around the room looking for dirt.

"Better run little man!" Was all she said before bursting into a mad laughing fit.